Okay, Alain is freaking me out. He kept screaming “YAS!” with a incredibly stretched affectation and he’s been blaring this one song over and over again all morning. I had to move him to the west wing of the estate because I am afraid his music will give little Percy tinnitus. I’m a die-hard Train girl so I don’t really get this electronic music. He keeps screaming “YAS!” and “WORK!” but I don’t work. (I just am.) He screamed something about boots and I wasn’t sure if he went into my closet again. All this over something gold. A gold frappuccino, I think. But why would anyone eat gold? Everyone knows it’s a healing metal for your reproductive system, not to eat. Did Alain go to Starbucks and bring BPA-laden plastic into my home? This is all so confusing. #alain #agay #agag #aboot #awork #agold #afrapp #goldfrapp7 #bpafree