Bruce Wayne’s Offensive + Defensive Biting for Beginners: Key Points
Don’t bite until you’re out of options
When you bite someone, make it count
Don’t bite something that’s likely to crack a tooth if you can avoid it
Getting implanted teeth is more expensive and painful than you think (personal experience rip)
The average human bite force is 120–162 pounds per square inch
Maximum bite force depends on surface area, so choose your target wisely (neck, forearm, etc)
Make it clean, make it fast; don’t hang on while biting and risk getting hit
Don’t bite appendages (choking hazard if tied up)
People in Gotham are more accepting of bite attacks than other cities
Do not bite Joker under any circumstances
Immediately start post exposure antibiotics within 24 hours if blood is drawn
Spit out blood to 1) decrease infection risk and 2) to establish psychological dominance
Do not bite me
It will not work
No really
