#agcntmartini

[statesabsinthe]

                          “Are you still trying to get me                                     to go down on you?

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[gngers]

              A SIGH ESCAPES HER LIPS AS SHE PICKS UP ONE OF HER GUNS ; the hello kitty one, no less. she didn’t like when the agents messed with her creations. “  morning martini, i take the mission in berlin was an success ? i need to FIX this one, however. you jammed the firing mechanism.  ”

@agcntmartini liked.

[stateswhiskey]

★

Send me a ★ and I’ll bold what applies to your muse.

I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally  / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me / You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me  / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else

[statesabsinthe]

agcntmartini replied to your post: Things that I really need to be a thing: Logan’s...

Did someone say ilvermony?

*clears throat* What I actually said was “Horned Serpent alum and Charms professor Natalie whose patronus is a thestral”.

[statesmanmary]

@agcntmartini

“If you want a boy, you’re welcome to have one. Or three. I am running out of things for them to do.”

[stateswhiskey]

ϖ

send an “ϖ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes. Or alternatively, send“ȹ” for my muse to accidentally send your muse nudes.

[ sms: Martini ]; 👀 👀 👀[ sms: Martini ]; Martini, you bad, bad girl.[ sms: Martini ]; I KNOW these ain’t for me, but you can bet your sweet lil tush I’ll keep these from prying eyes.[ sms: Martini ]; Hoo girl.

[statesmancider]

@agcntmartini

“Chrissy, darlin’, you coulda texted me if you needed a ride to D.C. I just got one o’ the jets back from California.”