#agent birdie

[gr3yyyyy]

did you miss me ieytumblr…… no? cpughs. okay.

[agentwraith]

a small box, about the size of a pencilcase, has been placed in front of their door. the box has what seems to be airholes poked in the sides of the cardboard—all with a letter tied with a ribbon on top.

( @agent-phoenixxx :3)

(≖_≖ ) “…No crickets.” [It’s what she would do, send someone a box of crickets.]

[Wraith picks up the box and listens for any noises.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[The camera flicks on, displaying the avians familiar office. He looks. sad?]

“Hello. My name is Agent Phoenix—or as my friends may know me as Birdie or [REDACTED]—“

[A black bar has been edited over his mouth, redacting his name for anyone who would make an attempt to lip read.]

“Today is the day that everyone has been dreading, for i am retiring from the agency.”

“I would not like to disclose anything. Anything besides the fact that I will be marrying my high-school sweetheart and moving out to the countryside. I hope that my world will not go to shit without the esteemed Agent Phoenix.”

“I would like to thank my mentors, my handlers, and all my friends in the agency. Thank you all for everything.”

[As the camera flicks off, there is nearly silenced snickering from the agent.]

[gr3yyyyy]

so since my phoenix’s design is too like recognizable ive decided that its canon that those like really bad disguises work completely and utterly

[gr3yyyyy]

“the agents fener” -irl who just got out of ap lang test trying to read a snippet of my fic

[gr3yyyyy]

reggie sitting on the floor so that he can talk to healing-from-death-engine birdie, groaning when he has to get up /vvsilly

[gr3yyyyy]

more fic spoilers :p

does someone know a good mechanic to untraumatize ocs? /j/vsilly

[gr3yyyyy]

post-death engine ‘sick-fic’

im so proud of this little tidbit