agent phoenix ask blog ‼️

wsp !! an ieytd ask blog of my phoenix!! run by @gr3yyyyy

[agent-phoenixxx]

[A camera clicks on, displaying a very tired looking phoenix hybrid in casual clothing—sitting at a desk. He waves at the camera.]

“hello? testing testing?” [He looks off to the side. Looking to someone behind the camera.]

“Yep, your mic is working.” ”and the cam?” “Mhm, It’s all working, kid.” ”yay! okay, hello. er..” [He looks back at the camera.]

”—It’s a blog.” ”yes. blog. hello ^_^.”

“uhm. so, as roxy fixes up my prosthetic from… well, melting. i will be cooped up in my office so she agreed to help me make a blog.. thing :D!” [He smiles, looking behind the camera again before the feed of the camera cuts out.]

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(HAI GAMERS ! THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD LOL,,,,,, uhm anyways enjoy!! please ask whenever you want, i will do my best to answer quickly,, so uhm ya!! in the up the orange text is phoenix/birdie and the blue is roxanna :p) (plus more info under the cut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!—main blog is @gr3yyyyy)

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Agent Phoenix

Date of Birth: July 29th, 19XX

Age: 26

Pronouns: He/Him

Height: 5’6”

Eyes: Neon Blue

Hair: Split Orange/Grey

Blood Type: AB+

Dom. Hand: Ambidextrous

Status: Alive

Flavor Profile: Spicy

Fav. Color: Green

[agent-phoenixxx]

if you had to dye your hair what color would you pick?

”I do dye my hair, actually!—the grey side isn’t natural :D”

“…if i had to pick a different color, though… hmm. I think I’d go with like a bright cherry red!”

[starloving-186]

ask game!

making an ask game purely out of boredom

if you had to dye your hair, what colour would you pick?

in an emergency, who would you call?

favourite scent and why?

who is a role model in your life, real or fictional?

three people you wish you could meet?

would you rather be permanently moving/on the road, or live in the same place for your whole life?

describe a dream you had recently

favourite accessory you own?

how would you survive an apocalypse or at least attempt to?

dream pet?

song you listened to in childhood?

how do you show affection (this can be platonic or romantic)?

favourite film?

piece of media that left a lasting impact on you?

any “paranormal” or unexplainable experiences?

favourite type of chocolate?

drink of choice?

a compliment you’ve received?

best gift you’ve gotten?

dream car?

describe a nightmare you’ve had?

favourite time of day/night?

a hobby you tried but didn’t stick with?

movie or tv show you want to watch?

dream room?

share one outlook you have on life?

a favourite lyric?

favourite way to spend time alone?

share an adventure you went on?

what are your opinions on the person asking?

[da-is-sooo-cute]

Ask me anything ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

[agent-phoenixxx]

Favourite animals?

“i dunno. uhhhh—i guess….”

[he sits there thinking seriously for far too long…]

“i guess i’d have to say birds ‘:D.. my sibling is a squirrel cuckoo, and my handler is a barn owl ^_^”

[agent-phoenixxx]

Which of your scars has the best story behind it?

“I dunno, they’re all kinda shitty stories… hm…….”

[he sits there contemplating for several minutes as the video goes on]

“i guess this one?” [he puts his non prosthetic leg up on the table, showing off a scar from his knee a good bit down before being cut off by another scar.] "i got this one from playing as a kid--i sobbed my eyes out for like an hour i think, haha."

[agent-phoenixxx]

Have you ever snuck out of your house?

“No, I never really did—when I moved in with my dad when I was a kid he trusted me to be safe and stuff if i was leaving, plus I didn’t like leaving the house when I was a kid anyways.”

“I’m going to assume sneaking out of my own dorm/apartment doesn't count—but I did do that once to save my sibling.”

[agent-phoenixxx]

Idiot

[lucydixon]

40 Random Questions for AMAs

I reblog one of these every week and decided to try making my own. Some are chill, some are a little deeper. This one is probably more for the oversharers (Me)

Feel free to use!

1. What is something you will NEVER do again? 2. What do you wish your brain were better at doing? 3. Which of your scars has the best story behind it? 4. What's the soonest after meeting someone that you've slept with them? 5. When was the last time you cried? 6. If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy? 7. Is there a TV Show you were devastated to find had been cancelled? 8. Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? 9. Have you ever snuck out of your house? 10. What instrument do you wish you could master? 11. Describe your ideal day. 12. The five most influential books over your lifetime? 13. Can you do the alphabet in sign language? 14. What's the next movie you want to see in theaters? 14. On a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin? 15. Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? 16. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? 17. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 18. What's really attractive in a person (physically and not)? 19. Do you think your parents or siblings had any influence over your music taste? 20. Are you allergic to anything? 21. Any piercings you want? 22. Do you smoke or have you ever done so? 23. How did you meet your GF/BF/partner? 24. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 25. You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? 26. Have you ever had sex with someone you knew for less than an hour? 27. Have you ever been arrested? 28. Have you ever cried over a text? 29. Where’s your last bruise located? 30. If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? 31. When did you last see all of your siblings at the same time? 32. How gullible are you? Have you ever been pranked or playfully fooled? 33. What's a topic that always makes you feel awkward when it gets brought up? 34. What was the worst injury you've ever had? 35. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 36. What's your lucky number? 27. Have you ever fired a gun? 28. You are at the doctor’s office, and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? 29. What is a saying you say a lot? 30. Do you have any major responsibilities or importance? 31. What is your relationship with your mother? 32. Tell us about your relationship with your father. 33. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose? 34. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? 35. Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? 36. What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed? 37. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What would you alter about your body? 38. What's the biggest lie you have ever told? 39. Where would you like to live?  40. Free pass to ask anything (Within Reason)

[tranen-eines-engels]

ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐Angel themed ask gameִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐

1🪽 Past relationships? 2🪽 Scariest experience? 3🪽 Favourite animals? 4🪽 Dreams/goals/aspirations? 5🪽 Interests/hobbies? 6🪽Favourite sports? 7🪽 Favourite song/artist? 8🪽 Favourite tv series/anime? 9🪽 Favourite book? 10🪽 kins? 111🪽 partner preferences?

ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐Angel themed ask gameִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐

[medievaljournalist]

im in big trouble with some wraiths i owe a lot of wraith money

[agent-phoenixxx]

[sweats…..] @ghostlystarwanderer (pretend this is wraiths askblog shhhhhh)

[agentwraith]

”Pay up.” [/silly]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[RUNS AWAY]

[medievaljournalist]

im in big trouble with some wraiths i owe a lot of wraith money

[agent-phoenixxx]

[sweats…..] @ghostlystarwanderer (pretend this is wraiths askblog shhhhhh)

[fixaidea]

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Please leave it to the professionals

[agentwraith]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[carefully picking up cat to remove plastic from his mouth before placing him back down on the floor and petting him]

[agentwraith]

[He flops to the floor like a betrayed sack of potatoes and meows pitifully for the forbidden food. He wraps his paws and their hand and continues his chorus of pleas.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

"You are not a professional, sir."

[giving him all the pets as compensation]

[agentwraith]

[Wires pushes into the pats and stretches his paws up to try and grab his snack.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[pocketed it, will toss it later. for now pets. will not let wires get the plastic back]

[agentwraith]

:( “Mrowwwwwww!” [He cries sadly and nibbles on their hand.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

"Do not eat metal either, sir."

[agentwraith]

[He makes a softer, sadder cry and continues chewing.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[sigh, move him over to his non-metal hand. hes got nearly no feeling in it anyways so wires is free to bite]

[fixaidea]

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Please leave it to the professionals

[agentwraith]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[carefully picking up cat to remove plastic from his mouth before placing him back down on the floor and petting him]

[agentwraith]

[He flops to the floor like a betrayed sack of potatoes and meows pitifully for the forbidden food. He wraps his paws and their hand and continues his chorus of pleas.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

"You are not a professional, sir."

[giving him all the pets as compensation]

[agentwraith]

[Wires pushes into the pats and stretches his paws up to try and grab his snack.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[pocketed it, will toss it later. for now pets. will not let wires get the plastic back]

[agentwraith]

:( “Mrowwwwwww!” [He cries sadly and nibbles on their hand.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

"Do not eat metal either, sir."

[fixaidea]

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Please leave it to the professionals

[agentwraith]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[carefully picking up cat to remove plastic from his mouth before placing him back down on the floor and petting him]

[agentwraith]

[He flops to the floor like a betrayed sack of potatoes and meows pitifully for the forbidden food. He wraps his paws and their hand and continues his chorus of pleas.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

"You are not a professional, sir."

[giving him all the pets as compensation]

[agentwraith]

[Wires pushes into the pats and stretches his paws up to try and grab his snack.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[pocketed it, will toss it later. for now pets. will not let wires get the plastic back]

[fixaidea]

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Please leave it to the professionals

[agentwraith]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[carefully picking up cat to remove plastic from his mouth before placing him back down on the floor and petting him]

[agentwraith]

[He flops to the floor like a betrayed sack of potatoes and meows pitifully for the forbidden food. He wraps his paws and their hand and continues his chorus of pleas.]

[agent-phoenixxx]

"You are not a professional, sir."

[giving him all the pets as compensation]

[fixaidea]

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Please leave it to the professionals

[agentwraith]

[agent-phoenixxx]

[carefully picking up cat to remove plastic from his mouth before placing him back down on the floor and petting him]

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

remember that sometimes the care-instruction tags on houseplants are the equivalent of a pet store employee! do further research!

Houseplants: Care & Growing Guides

Not everyone has room for a garden but anyone can grow houseplants! There are even benefits to growing plants indoors and we'll help you pic

this site is a great resource for houseplant care, just search your particular plant and they'll almost definitely have a guide for it :]

[agentwraith]

@agent-phoenixxx Stop killing plants

[agent-phoenixxx]

“ITS NOT MY FAULT.”

[hiding magic study and anatomy textbooks and also potted plants]