#agent cipher

[thecrimsonfog]

Questions 1-5 cuz lm greedy

uhhhh ok wow this was fast i love this game

so!

1: who was the last person you texted? my best friend's mom, asking her if she'd take home the pizza she left at our house last night

2: when is your birthday pulling a cipher with this one.... AUGUST [REDACTED] 2010

3: who do i want to be with rn... spencer reid and tumblr user @jjellecubed bc i have new things to say and new things to listen to

4: what sports do you play? HAHAHAHAHA none. so for starters, i get hives whenever my heart rate is elevated. full body hives. they don't go away for hours at times. number two, my ankles are badly misaligned. they're literally fucking diagonal. hello the pythagorean theorum has made a home in my ankle ball bone. number three i have crow's foot. number four i have an inward hip rotation. number five i have this thing where either my heel is lower than the arch of my foot or vice versa. whatever it is it means that my body is literally designed to not balance properly. number six i have this weird thingy going on with my knees where they feel like they're on fire and literally pop in and out at innoportune times. number seven my ankles do the pop thing too. number eight my hips also do the pop thing. number eight my legs start hurting if i am on the y axis (supported or unsupported) for more than two minutes due to the problems mentioned above. wait no i do swim. i used to do track but can't anymore because my legs are so fucked up. (@corollaim)

5: who is the first person in your contacts? MY MOM SHOUTOUT MOTHER I LOVE YOU <3

[invaderofdoom]

agent-cipher

Alright. He had the Skoolkids fooled. Well, all except for Dib, but there was no way anyone was ever going to believe him. Although, the fact that Dib knew what he was right away did still irk him a bit. Maybe the key here wasn't to convince the humans that he was one of them. Well, it was, but maybe a better tactic would be to dispel their belief in the paranormal in the first place. Then no one would think he was an alien. They wouldn't think there are aliens at all! Perfect plan. Ten out of ten. Five stars.

Several google searches later, and he found himself on one of those "ALIENS ARE REAL" forums. One with a really terrible colour scheme, too. Note to self: Destroy whoever designed this webpage. Give them the most terrible, painful destruction of all. In front of their family and friends. Let them suffer the most. 

Okay, anyway, how did he work this thing? Wait, he's got this. New topic. Topic title? Uhhh.

He thought for a moment before typing in "Aliens: Complete Human Fiction." Yes. Perfect. All right, now for the rest of the post. Here we go. Are you ready??? "Silly internet users. There's no way aliens could be real. The mere idea of intelligent life on another planet is laughable. In fact, I'm laughing right now. HA. You humans have simply been reading too many fairy fables. Aliens exist? What a PREPOSTEROUS assumption. I suggest you all rethink your life choices very carefully and stop spreading filthy LIES across this disgustingly coloured internet page."

Aaaand send. Brilliantly done.

[vampirepiggyhunter]

agent-cipher

Was that her brother's laptop on the living room table? Ugh, why did he always need to leave his stuff all over the place. Didn't he have, you know, a bedroom where he could throw all of this junk?

Gaz went to shove everything off of the table, but. Ew. Was that an incoming message? That beeping sound was really annoying. What if she shoved everything off and it didn't stop? Okay, okay. She'd just. Answer it. Tell the moron that Dib wasn't there. Hang up. And THEN shove everything off of the table.

She pressed the small "accept" button, and a shadowy figure showed up on the screen. What was with all of the stupid secrecy when it came to Dib's lame conspiracy things? Well, best get this over with quick.

"Yeah, Dib's not here, so he can't play with any of his stupid eyeball friends, or whatever."