#no she cannot

[ombrathefurry]

can phoenix get flustered at all?? I know she’s like crazy but pretty cool, if so .. by who?

[thecrimsonfog]

Questions 1-5 cuz lm greedy

uhhhh ok wow this was fast i love this game

so!

1: who was the last person you texted? my best friend's mom, asking her if she'd take home the pizza she left at our house last night

2: when is your birthday pulling a cipher with this one.... AUGUST [REDACTED] 2010

3: who do i want to be with rn... spencer reid and tumblr user @jjellecubed bc i have new things to say and new things to listen to

4: what sports do you play? HAHAHAHAHA none. so for starters, i get hives whenever my heart rate is elevated. full body hives. they don't go away for hours at times. number two, my ankles are badly misaligned. they're literally fucking diagonal. hello the pythagorean theorum has made a home in my ankle ball bone. number three i have crow's foot. number four i have an inward hip rotation. number five i have this thing where either my heel is lower than the arch of my foot or vice versa. whatever it is it means that my body is literally designed to not balance properly. number six i have this weird thingy going on with my knees where they feel like they're on fire and literally pop in and out at innoportune times. number seven my ankles do the pop thing too. number eight my hips also do the pop thing. number eight my legs start hurting if i am on the y axis (supported or unsupported) for more than two minutes due to the problems mentioned above. wait no i do swim. i used to do track but can't anymore because my legs are so fucked up. (@corollaim)

5: who is the first person in your contacts? MY MOM SHOUTOUT MOTHER I LOVE YOU <3

[aj521z]

Can Carli stop asking for the ball when she’s clearly offside

No

[pudding-head-kenma]

SOIDSLKFKS IFS SO CUTE 😿😿

BABY HIIII <333 THANK YIU

[uahighschool]

The U.A. Files

↳ Eijirou Kirishima

[penandswords]

Rima's not even a hero, and could get more than both of them combined

Step down.

[f1-birb]

Aw man, now I want a protective older bro Alex and younger Lando fic

you may be in luck because true to classic birb form, she's got another au brewing that features just that

you will also find that dynamic cropping up in summer job au and pando uni au a lot (and firehouse au and sdd au a little)

[sproings]

Writing update-

I am happy with having gotten 3060 words this week.  I’ve been trying to steadily increase my goals, and it’s been working so far, and that is truly weird to me.  I’m usually pretty goal-resistant.  ANYWAY, here’s a snippet from Pre-Hockey Butts, which is over 13,000 words now and still far from being finished.

It was only eight o'clock, so most of the team was still asleep, and nearly all of the tables were empty, except for the one that Fury and Hill were sitting at, which they had covered in notebooks and folders.

"Don't they have tablets or laptops or something?" Bucky asked.

Steve shrugged.  "Fury likes to say that paper makes the best firewall."

Bucky blinked grumpily.  "That is a weird thing to say."

"I know.  But I have to admit, they've never been hacked."

"At what cost, Steve?  No spellcheck, no cut and paste, no spreadsheets."

"It's what they like."  Struggling not to grin as widely as he wanted, Steve poured two cups of coffee and carried them to the nearest table.  

Bucky filled two plates with muffins and brought them over.  "It's inhumane, is what it is.  I should call Amnesty International."

"File an official complaint?"

"No.  Email an official complaint.  You know why?  Because they use computers."  Bucky nodded, really smugly for someone who hadn't had their coffee yet, and flashed a smile.

Steve did grin at that.  It was the widest smile he'd gotten from Bucky yet, even if it didn't last long.