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[elitebeatbitch]

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[itsjustinedahino]

Men In Black: The Anomaly

Teaser.

Warning: High pitch ringing sound effect.

Summary:

The cape canaveral mission was supposed to be the end but J accidentally dragged a 29-year-old young K after returning, Young K is stranded in 2012 with a dead time-jump device and a body failing from Chronal Tinnitus. As he collapses under the sensory torture of the future, he becomes a target for alien bounty hunters tracking his temporal stink.​

With the MIB administration and a cold Older K viewing the anomaly as a threat to the timeline, Agent J goes rogue. Forced into a caretaker role, J must shield his vulnerable, ailing partner from both the agency and the deadly hunters while waiting for the time jump device to recharge in a desperate race to reach the Chrysler Building before the paradox—or the MIB—claims Young K's life for good.

Read on ao3: Men In Black: The Anomaly

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Dancing around on an island life

[ender--slime]

the last suit youll ever wear

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[elitebeatbitch]

oh yeah babey, hydes back. (mayhaps

quick college doodles cuz thats what i can humbly offer,, trying something different #idontknow

[doomedtimeyaouritourney]

Doomed time yaouri tourney* round 2 side B

Àngel Valdivia (Detective Beebo) vs Agent J (Men in black III)

Àngel Valdivia

Agent J

Voting ended onMar 4

*this is the only way for me to condense "tournament of characters who go back in time to save a person they're in love with" into a few words.

propaganda under the cut

Àngel Valdivia:

Canonically a sad wet cat of a man. Got asked "are you into men" by 1 (one) cute gay detective and immediately dedicated himself to keeping him safe and happy no matter the cost. Phantom thief who gets mad when people diss his totally cool outfit and has to pretend to be his own fanboy. Killed a guy. What's not to love?

Agent J:

"Can I save him? Is there any future where I save his life?" (I cannot even begin to describe the desperation and fear in his voice here, by the way)

poll runner's propaganda: a central theme of this movie is regret. J gets in a bit of an argument with his partner of 14 years (!!!), K, who is then retroactively killed by a time traveling alien. like overnight. and no one except J remembers he was supposed to be alive in the original timeline so he goes back in time which in this requires JUMPING OFF A BUILDING to 1969. the guy who gave him the time travel device straight up says "you must really love this guy to do this" (he really does, this is evidenced by uhh everything). same guy also tells him to stay away from the past version of K but he fails this like immediately so he and 1969 K team up except J doesn't tell him WHY he's here until the third act where the original draft of this movie straight up has a love confession that was for some reason removed, but it's still kinda there through subtext? like you can Tell. you can tell the love is there. it's beautiful it's wonderful, J's desperation is beautifully angsty uhh this is the only movie in the trilogy when they don't give him a female love interest. and narratively young K pretty much fills the same role as his love interests in previous movies. just btw.

[elitebeatbitch]

J gets pegged for valentine's day #sendtweet