A woman with tanned skin and a mess of hair walks in. She takes her grimy cowboy hat off and sits, legs crossed. Her dusty, scuffed boots look almost ancient.
Name➔ "I'm Agent Dixie Ramsey, but you can call me Moonshine darlin'." She says in her thick southern accent, with a wink.
Are you single➔ "From time to time. Why? You wanna ask me on a date?"
Are you happy➔ "Oh yeah, happier than a tornado tearin' through a trailer park." She smiles.
Are you angry➔ "No, I've gotten better about holdin' my grudges. Like with Jack and how he was so willing to help Eggsy with what's her butt." Dixie huffs and looks away.
Are your parents still married➔ "Yeah, they've been married since God was a boy." She chuckles.
NINE FACTS
Birthplace➔ " I was born in Georgia. Helen to be exact, it's an Itty bitty place. Only about 500 people live there."
Hair colour➔ "I'm a dirty blonde, it's pretty damn brown though."
Eye colour➔ "Green," she smiles "They're 'evergreen' as them fancy girls say."
Mood➔ "Sassy, classy and a little bit smartassy."
Gender➔ "I'm a girl,"
Summer or winter➔ "Winter." Dixie cringes, "Georgia summer humidity does not do favors for this hair."
Morning or afternoon➔ She sighs happily, "Morning, I love waking up in my big strong man's arms."
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
Are you in love➔ "Yup. Madly. I love sneaking around with him."
Do you believe in love at first sight➔ "Eh kinda."
Who ended your last relationship➔ "I did. I was done with bein' just the pretty face."
Have you ever broken someone’s heart➔ "I dunno, probably my Momma's when I got my first tattoo."
Are you afraid of commitments➔ "Nah. I think Daniels is though."
Have you hugged someone within the last week?➔ "Yeah, not by choice though. Ginger hugged me when I got all patched up yesterday." She laughs a little
Have you ever had a secret admirer➔ "Yeah. In highschool, don't remember who it was exactly though."
Have you ever broken your own heart?➔ "All the time. All the damn time.."
SIX CHOICES
Love or lust➔ "Oooooh..Lust for sure."
Lemonade or iced tea➔ "Iced tea! What do you think I am? Crazy?"
Cats or dogs➔ "Dogs, I've got a little bloodhound and a blue heeler at home." She smiles fondly "Delta and Dawn, like that song by Tanya Tucker."
A few best friends or many regular friends➔ "Many regular friends, you need a ton of drinkin' buddies."
Wild night out or romantic night in➔ "Six to one, half a dozen of the other."
Day or night➔ "Night. For that sweet loving," she laughs.
FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS
Been caught sneaking out➔ "Yep. When I was 16, still wild and practically feral."
Fallen down/up the stairs➔ "With these big, clunky things," she motions to her boots, "It's inevitable."
Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt?➔ "Yeah. I really did."
Wanted to disappear➔ "Nah, I haven't yet."
FOUR PREFERENCES
Smile or eyes➔ "Oh a smile. You can win a girl over pretty easy with the right smile."
Shorter or taller➔ "Either or, I can deal with a man who's taller. I can deal with a man who's shorter." She shrugs.
Intelligence or attraction➔ "Attraction,"
Hook-up or relationship➔ "I can deal with a hookup. But I prefer a relationship,"
FAMILY
Do you and your family get along➔ "Kinda. They aren't great with me but they aren't terrible either."
Would you say you have a “messed up life”➔ "No,"
Have you ever ran away from home➔ "Nah. I wasn't ever that brave to run. I should've been though," she crosses her arms and looks down.
Have you ever gotten kicked out➔ "Yup. How I ended up here. It's much better than that little shithole house I used to live in."
FRIENDS
Do you secretly hate one of your friends➔ "Yes. Tequila. Very much." She laughs a little "Nah I'm kidding."
Do you consider all of your friends good friends➔ "Yeah, they're the only friends I got."
Who is your best friend➔ "Hm...Ginger. She's one of the only other girls."
Who knows everything about you➔ ".....Jack. Jack Daniels." She looks down, "Agent Whiskey."
Dixie smiles a little, "Thanks for lettin' me answer y'alls questions. It
was fun." She stands, puts her hat back on and tips it to the interviewer. Then walking out, clunking along.
