1, 13, 15 for the mi ask game!! <3
@airlocksandaviaries @sevenseasofyeet @guidonian-hand
1. What is your favorite M:I movie? I change my mind every time I watch one, but overall, I think 4. It's the one I rewatched most when I was younger!
13. If you were a member of the IMF, who would you be? A field agent? Analyst? Director? Serious answer: I'd probably be a nurse hired to treat injuries when the field agents come back from their missions, since that's my job IRL. Fun answer: Analyst, because I want to be Brandt. Pay me to complain about how people do things and contribute nothing of value to the team otherwise <3 oh wait that's already what I do online-
14. Do you have any M:I headcanons? YES but they're all fluff and shitposts I'm so sorry guys I forgot all the serious ones so I'm just going to throw a bunch of bricks through your window one by one:
Ethan:
Secretly loves bubble baths but rarely indulges in them unless forced
Watches Benji and Luther play video games a lot despite understanding none of it, he has fun anyway
Back when Ethan and Julia were married he used to make themed lunches for her every day 🥺
Draws caricatures for fun
Benji:
Auteur cinephile and really annoying about it oh my god shut up we're watching a movie we don't care shut up <- Brandt
His secret side job that funds his phat pro gamer rig in Rogue Nation is drawing furry porn commissions for people on Twitter I'm sorry for this one I really had to post it I'm sorry I truly think I'm right though I'm so sorry please block me
Luther:
If he weren't an agent this man should have been a restaurant critic because boy howdy does he have opinions about everything he eats and everyone else will hear them
He and Brandt go fishing together in their downtime. They bicker the whole time and catch nothing because they both suck at it. It's enrichment for them
Ilsa:
She's the one who collects souvenirs from their trips around the world. And those souvenirs? Cool rocks. She has a cool rock collection and she is very proud of it. I cannot stress enough how important Weird Girl Ilsa is to me, you simply must see my vision on this one
She would love Furbies sorry I'm being cursed again but you know she would
Brandt:
He likes birdwatching, which sounds like a really boring milquetoast "if beige was a guy" hobby and it is which is why I gave it to him but he's actually really passionate about it and he accidentally gets everyone else into it too, so they'll be out on a mission and Ethan will randomly be like "whoa, a yellow-crested sparrow!" and Brandt will be like "what where. Show me the sparrow. Yoooo that's nice!" (The squad needs to slow down for five seconds and appreciate some wildlife ngl. I think it would be better for them than therapy <3)
He can rap like nobody's business. You wouldn't think this man has ever listened to a Kanye song in his life but he has the Monster rap tattooed behind his eyeballs
His movie taste is so bad though oh my god Brandt why is your most-watched movie on Netflix Gnomeo and Juliet. Brandt
This guy is so sucks but I love him so much god I love him why do I think about him so much. @parlaypeach this is your fault
Jane:
Animal lover but really weird about it in the way that she loves the cute ones and the weird freaky ones equally
She will belt out the entirety of Hamilton in the shower if you give her enough time (she's terrible at singing though. Narrative foil moment with Taylor Swift I mean Taylor Swift no wait I meant Taylor Swift I mean. Sabine Moreau)
Hunley:
This man is so obsessed with cat videos, someone stop him
Goofy boss of all time TO ME. Proud owner of no less than 30 #1 Boss mugs courtesy of the squad, and he loves every one of them
He did not die because I miss him :'(
Grace:
Grace is the name Ethan and Julia would have given to their daughter if they had children. It's not Grace's real name but it still feels important for some reason
🥲 I made myself emo guys
Oh also she never learns how to drive. She graduated from the Ethan Hunt School of Clown Car Tomfoolery and is never getting that second degree
The only person on the team she's never lifted anything from is Paris because she's afraid to get her fingers cut off
Halloween lover. She's not a big holiday person but she LOVES Halloween
Paris:
Not a headcanon but do you guys think she would like Hello Kitty. Do you think Paris Missionimpossible would fw Hello Kitty. Please say yes this is extremely important to me
(She likes Hello Kitty)
It takes her a while to find hobbies she likes because her brain isn't wired for it since she's only ever had to do things to survive, but I think she would be really good at origami. She gets completely absorbed in it and no one is allowed to talk to her while she's doing it because it helps her concentrate. Everybody has received little origami gifts from her at one point ;w;
Alt fashion queen but we all knew that
Degas:
If Ethan is Grace's spy dad and Benji is Paris's spy dad I have decided Donloe and Tapeesa are now his parents :') He calls them regularly on a burner phone and has to join them for dinner every few months :'))))
Knows lots of pop culture. Grace and Paris know nothing about pop culture so he takes it upon himself to teach them about it. He and Benji go head to head at bar trivia night and it's always a toss-up who wins on a given evening
15. What's your favorite M:I ship? Ethan x Julia <3 followed closely by Ethan x Ilsa. But really I don't know they're both everything to me ;-;
20. In which M:I movie do you think Tom Cruise's hair looked the best? Objectively Fallout, subjectively Rogue Nation because I like his anime boy fringe.
