#agentorangetasl

[shieldhumanresourcesdept]

Agent Jones

Dear Director Hill,

Let it be recorded my position here at S.H.I.E.L.D. Currently I am a Level 5 Agent with in the Dimentional Operators of Library and Tecnical Services or D.O.L.T.S.

I am at this point the assistant to Agent L (the Librarian) as I am the only one who he missed when provoked by the M word... Just.

As for what our department does, we track and monitor interdimentional information packets and Lumps (L-Space Jumps) within library confines.

On another note, I request that Mr Stark please design a translator for Agent L. As frankly I haven't a clue what he is asking for and I find myself just bringing him bananas just to keep him docile. Something with a eauropean accent would be nice.

Thankyou for your time.

Agent Jones

Are you associated with Agent Gerald Orange of the Time and Space Librarians? The Librarian has to stay in the Discworld universe unless travelling by L-space, so as his assistant in this universe, you are Technically our actual Librarian. He's only our librarian when he's on library grounds, and only because no one is going to tell him otherwise. Bananas are a safe bet. Mr. Stark will be notified to begin work on it, but honestly, how can you NOT understand him? He's being perfectly clear and speaking slowly...

Agent Hill

[shieldhumanresourcesdept]

Due to the ongoing issues with universe leaks, the Association of Libraries and Librarians of Time and Space has opened an outreach branch here on tumblr. We welcome reference questions and lending information so long as it doesn't interfere with causality. - Agent Orange - (timeandspacelibrarians)

Alright! All agents are advised to follow the Association of Libraries and Librarians of Time and Space Tumblr outreach branch.

Agent Hill

[shieldhumanresourcesdept]

Agent M. Orange reporting from the library. As our library is a member of the libraries of time and space, I request that all visitors follow the rules as posted. They are as follows: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned by no later than the date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.

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no. I double checked, in my universe, there is NO Agent Orange. I think you may belong to Ms. Sylvester's universe. It happens sometimes, and we are pretty closely allied with that universe, so wires do tend to get crossed. If you wish to transfer to this universe, you may fill out one of her applications and send them to me, as I do accept her forms.

Agent Hill