#sylvesteralthr

[shieldhumanresourcesdept]

Agent Hill,

Your people are on their way back to you with the shipment you ordered.

Can I ask, does SHIELD have a template for filing damage reports as caused by super-hero games of "Bigger and Better"? Resilient has never drafted one and I suddenly find myself in need.

Also, I have suggested to Agent Barton that he invest in a gameboy to deal with boredom, rather than initiating camp games, and Ms. Jennifer Walters has been asked not to return to Resilient until she learns to lose. I really didn't ask them to wait that long.

~P. Potts

P.S. In case they complain, I maintain that just because a roll-top desk is bigger than a small child does not make it better. If they don't like my verdicts they shouldn't ask me to judge.

Miss Potts,

We do not currently have such a form, but if you contact Ms. Sylvester in the alternate reality, she will most likely be able to create such a thing, and we do accept their forms.

Thank you for your suggestion to Agent Barton; I do hope he takes your advice. Ms. Walters has been so informed, I apologize for any damages she may have caused.

-M. Hill

P.S. But roll-top desks don't need to be fed or changed...

[shieldhumanresourcesdept]

Forms

A huge amount of thanks to Ms. Sylvester of the AU Shield HR Department for all her hard work in putting together these forms. A reminder that I accept AU paperwork and forms, especially hers, since they are so very pretty.

additionally, here is the requisition form Deadpool uses.

[shieldhumanresourcesdept]

Agent M. Orange reporting from the library. As our library is a member of the libraries of time and space, I request that all visitors follow the rules as posted. They are as follows: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned by no later than the date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.

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no. I double checked, in my universe, there is NO Agent Orange. I think you may belong to Ms. Sylvester's universe. It happens sometimes, and we are pretty closely allied with that universe, so wires do tend to get crossed. If you wish to transfer to this universe, you may fill out one of her applications and send them to me, as I do accept her forms.

Agent Hill