BoB written crack!
This is if @malarkgirlypop and @brassknucklespeirs were sent back in time to be with the HBO BoB men, a series:
“Kate! Kate!” Babe and Grant ran up to Kate as she sat in her foxhole recovering after the bombing that had just occurred.
“Yeah?” Kate asked, peering out of her hole. Babe and Grant panted from their run, hands on their knees catching their breath.
“We can’t find Bella? Have you seen her?” Babe asked, looking concerned. Kate shook her head no.
“Oh actually.” She said as she climbed out of the foxhole. “I can find her, hold on.” Kate straightened as Babe and Grant watched her. They were about to set off waiting for Kate to join in on the search, but she stood still. They looked at her curiously as she cupped her hands around her mouth.
“Can I get a Hoooyahhhh?” Kate shouted loudly into the woods. Babe and Grant looked at each other perplexed. She raised her finger, signaling for them to wait.
“Hoooyahhh!” Bella’s voice could be heard shouting in the distance.
“There you go! She’s fine.” Kate smiled before happily skipping past the men.
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“Ok Babe, put your hands on the top of your ribs.” Bella moved Babe’s hands into the correct position. “Bring your elbows forward.” Babe did as she asked. Kate watched with amusement as Bella manhandled Babe. “Then shrug your shoulders. Perfect. I love it!” Bella grinned happily with her work.
“Ok now when I rap, you have to jerk your head around while nodding vigorously.” Babe looked very confused, but the two girls were very convincing. They had told him it was fun, so surely it would be.
“Ok are you ready?” Bella asked Babe who was still holding the strange pose. He nodded, looking slightly nervous. Kate just grinned, her face hurting from how hard she was smiling.
“Is this the thanks I get for putting you bitches on? Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone? Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little ho’. Now Imma wrap your coffin with a bow.” Bella rapped, as Babe tried his best to follow the instructions given to him.
Kate roared with laughter watching Babe, his head hardly moved from side to side, but still shook furiously. It looked as if he was seizing, his eyes somehow rolling into the back of his head. Bella tried her best to continue the rap, but collapsed to the floor with Kate.
“I can’t breathe!” Kate screeched holding her belly, as Bella laughed so hard no noise left her mouth. Tears rolled down Bella’s cheeks. Babe stopped his movements watching the girls rolling on the floor in fits of giggles. Bella and Kate tried their best to stop their laughter only for high pitched noises and grunts to leave their lips, sending them into more hysterics.
All the while Babe was very confused at what he had done to make them lose their minds.
“Did I do it right?” He asked, wanting the approval of his friends. He was met with wordless nods, and more cackling.
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Bella sat in her foxhole, tears slipping down her cheeks, as she cried silently.
“Bella? Bella, what's wrong?” Toye asked as he slipped into the hole beside her. His hands found her face, turning her towards him.
“I miss them.” She sobbed loudly.
“Who?” Toye asked, so that he could comfort her properly.
“Satoru and Suguru!” Bella wailed, tilting her head back to cry more.
“Who?” Toye asked confused, “Who the fuck are Satonyou and Subaru?”
“Oh, Toye!” Kate called jumping into the foxhole. She smiled brightly at the man. It confused him, since this was her best friend and she was clearly distraught.
“Don’t worry I got this.” She moved to sit by Bella, who leaned against her, burying her face into her neck.
“We don’t gotta be in love, no. I don’t gotta be the one, no. I just wanna be one of your girls tonight.” Kate sang to Bella. Bella removed her face from Kate’s neck, a smile tugging at her lips, as she continued the song from where Kate had stopped singing.
“And when I walk in, all that I wanna hear. Is you say, “Daddy’s home, home for me.” Bella danced as she sang, clearly not sad anymore. Toye watched as she raised her hand, dipping her head to the same side she moved her hand. Her tongue poked out the side of her now smiling mouth. Toye gaped at Bella, totally baffled by the sudden change in emotion.
“What the fuck?” Toy uttered, the two girls laughing, as Bella pulled stupid faces.
“What is wrong with you two?” Toye asked genuinely, so confused and concerned for the pair.
“Oh, so much, babe!” Bella laughed, patting Toye gently on the knee.
