#ahchoo

[thebestcomicbookpanels]

Betty has a cold...watch out Archie

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

FIRST ROUND: 59th Tilt

King Henry V Plantagenet, The Hollow Crown (2012-2016) VS. Ahchoo, Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Propaganda

King Henry V Plantagenet, The Hollow Crown (2012-2016) Portrayed by: Tom Hiddleston Defeated Opponents: - Arthur Pendragon [Oliver Tobias], Arthur of the Britons (1972-1973)

“Hal is Shakespeare’s sexiest history protagonist by virtue of sheer range. He’s a roguish rake, a dashing prince, a rugged king and you bet your ass Tom Hiddleston serves cunt all the way through. I know y’all love Loki and I promise you he’s even sexier blonde.”

Ahchoo, Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Portrayed by: Dave Chappelle Defeated Opponents: - Robin Hood [Tom Riley], Doctor Who: “The Robot of Sherwood” (2014)

“He's funny, and funny is hot. Though honestly, I just feel like this tournament is going to have way too many white guys in it and would like to balance it out.”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?

King Henry V [Tom Hiddleston] (Left)

Ahchoo [Dave Chappelle] (Right)

Voting ended onOct 11, 2024

Additional Propaganda

For Henry V:

“I can't believe [it took so long for people to submit] text propaganda for Hiddleston!Henry V. Did everyone just look at him in leather trousers and lose the power of speech? I teach with this film, and I am convinced that the leather trousers are responsible for more than one student missing key plot details in that scene (and possibly for more than one epiphany re: sexuality.)...

Motion Picture Source

"... Thea Sharrock directed this, and she clearly Knows about the female gaze. Surely any time you see a man drawing a longbow like that, it's an invitation to think about hands and arms and shoulders (shoulders!) in other contexts. From a characterization standpoint, too, the coiled physicality of his Henry and how he uses it are really interesting. Also this man's cheekbones should be illegal. And the wooing scene where he lays aside his crown and kneels as if in homage to the princess who is about to be signed over to him via treaty in the next room? Hot damn, I do love a good use of courtly love imagery.”

For Ahchoo:

[chargeaznable]

What do you call a billionaire with a cold?

(PUNCHLINE)

Ebe-sneezer Scrooge

[artofmosk]

Cinektober day 6: Fun

[various-cartoon-awesomeness]

[krowkeeper]

When I was in the food service industry... I could not understand what I was hearing when my bosses and coworkers said au jus.

So when people would ask for sandwiches I would ask if they wanted that sauce.

But it always came out different to every single customer.

Would you like the au-oo sauce?

Do you need the a joo sauce?

May I offer you our homemade achoo sauce?

I finally just had to sheepishly ask someone how to pronounce because I couldn’t go on like this.

But for MONTHS guys… I would be saying weird shit that would try to sound like Au Jus

[artemisdreaming]

Ahhhhhhhhh

chooo  :-/

[oldadastra]

i hate TLJ very much and seeing the reaction to TRoS is like hooking into a time machine to 2 yrs ago. there is so much bitterness in fandom now, it takes my breath away a little bit and yet i feel like reylos (of which i am one) still play a kind of victim card when it's obvious that the storytellers never had much intention to tell a gripping story in the first place but instead opted for all these supposedly significant moments.

For years I've joked that no one hates Star Wars like Star Wars fans. I'm bummed to have entered that sorry camp myself.

At some point soon I'll have to decide how (or whether) to continue to be part of the SW fandom. My viscerally negative reaction to TROS has given me insight into how much my son must have hated TFA (never able to get past Han's death). I'm not sure how someone who considers themselves a reylo would hate TLJ, but if Star Wars has taught me anything, it's that we can all feel betrayed when stories we care about don't go the way we thought or hoped they would.

Not sure what the answer is here. For many, transformative works are clearly the way to stay positively engaged. For those of us who are just too grief-stricken or angry, it's probably best to step back.

Thanks for reaching out, anon.