#ahewann

[maibhalsych]

cross-posted on bsky but canon ignorers truly are hydaelyn's strongest lil champions

[estinininininen]

Vrtra really said "Even here have we heard of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn" like he wasn't having Thavnair intelligence scooping up every detail of anything and everything to do with Louisoix Leveilleur the second he heard Bahamut hatched and was ready to glass Eorzea and Some? Mortal??? from Sharlayan managed to almost tank the blow

Ahewann, sprinting out of the meghaduta into the town square: I Need The Sharlayan Ambassador Right The Fuck Now

Five, six years later and the intel squads say the Scions have imploded, except whoops no they haven't they've snuck out of the regicide accusations into Ishgard and have disappeared into Dravania trying to end the Dragonsong War? pffff yeah good luck with that Nidhogg's been filling up my inbox for a thou- WAIT WHAT? WHO?? AND THE LEVEILLEUR GRANDSON???

Ahewann, sprinting straight to the Ishgardian consulate without stopping: Hey Uh Can You Tell Me What, and please understand this is very important, The Fuck

Then for a short bit family matters quiet down, again, maybe. Estinien "Not Not Nidhogg" Wyrmblood passes through Thavnair but moves on to Othard pretty quickly. Ahewann gratefully takes off his running shoes and Vrtra peels himself off the ceiling like a scared cat from worrying which would be worse to meet, Estinien or Nidhogg. Midgardsormr dies again but that's less of a big deal than it should be, he'll sleep it off. Tiamat is suddenly flying again for the first time in five millenia so that's . . . good, the world is ending but that's good at least. Estinien Wyrmblood may or may not have joined the Scions, no one can get a solid confirmation. Anyway he's got to get these scales to the alchemists, the Baldesion reps are coming soon, he can't focus on his own family drama right now-

He looks up and standing before him is an Archon astrologian in a bathrobe, another Archon nerd cosplaying as a gunbreaker, two Archons oh this must be the Baldesion group, [INSERT INSANE PLAYER CHARACTER APPEARANCE], well they look . . . interesting, are they imitating the Warrior of Light? and an Ishgardian dra -

Vrtra, malms away in the meghaduta: A

Vrtra: Ahewann

Vrtra: Ahewann we've got a Code Leveilleur situation here

Ahewann: What?

Vrtra: THE SCIONS ARE HERE

Vrtra: ESTINIEN WYRMBLOOD IS H E R E

Vrtra: GET YOUR SHOES ON AHEWANN HOW DID WE MISS THIS

Ahewann, spilling curry down his front, bursting out of the throne room with laces untied: Hey Everybody Come Help Me Throttle The Spymaster

[traveler-of-light]

MISTER EORZIA 2.0 BATTLE OF THE SWEETHEARTS

Yesterday's winner was HERMES

Today I believe we have our last Ancient amongst us, LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, FOR HE IS THE BEST OF BOYS, SWEETIE EVEN AFTER HIS DAMNED DEATH AND THE EONS WAITING FOR US, OUR BELOVED OLD NEW FRIEND HYTHLODAEUS (you can't believe how fucking hard It was so spell this at 5:50 in the fucking morning)

And to make it even harder on my damn dyslexia on this fine morning

On the other side we have also A CERTIFIED GOOD BOI, leader of a damn country, soft spoken, thoughtful and BRAVE AS ALL HELL PRESENT YOUR RESPECTS TO AHEWANN

Now we must commence the battle of the sweet guys

WHO'S THE BEST BOI?

HYTHLODAEUS

AHEWANN

Voting ended onMay 27

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[rohellecav]

sunsets and sunflowers

[pebsterino]

Sketch page for @ivalicea :)

[vesperifer]

Runa & Ahewann ✧

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[nymeiaswanderer]

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