( @ahuangs -- brioche’s basket picnic ) how finley is able to carry so much as once is, quite honestly, nothing short of impressive. in one arm, they have a basket dangling from the crook of their elbow, some of the hay lining the basket tufting out the side. in their hand, they have one bunny carrier, with another carrier in their other hand. around their wrist they have the end of a leash that crawls up their arm and shoulder, where a ferret hangs around their neck. every now and then, the little creature nibbles at their ear and they tsk at her until she stops.
once they reach alex’s house, they set both carriers down gently before knocking loudly on the door; the tiniest of frowns adorning their face. “alex! you’re my picnic date, open up! i have bunnies!”
[ to: alex, 2:02pm ] do you prefer sweaters or hats?[ to: alex, 2:12pm ] nvm, i just looked it up. hats are easier. i’m gonna knit you a hat.[ to: alex, 2:14pm ] where are u? i need to measure your head.
ϟfor a drunk text:
[ to: alex, 11:26pm ] honetsly, ur such a fukcing NICE person and i dont get it[ to: alex, 11:28pm ] like im a nice eprson too, i guess but ur NICE nice. were friends and thats cool.[ to: alex, 11:36pm ] anyway can u believe i tried flirting w u at first? lol gross
“I have before. But who hasn’t stolen something in their youth before? We all do dumb shit then. Especially in college. Let’s be real.”
Ready To Run: If you could have one super power, which would you choose?
“Flying. A close second is teleportation. In a practical line of thought, teleportation makes more sense on a time scale, but I bet you would get ripped flying so much, it would be quite the sensation. Plus, I could dress up crazily and cause a little chaos if I so chose.”
Where Do Broken Hearts Go?: Talk about the best concert you ever attended.
“I went to this live performance of Odesza with some of my closest friends two years ago. We all got super high before the concert, and the experience was out of this world. I could feel the music vibrating through my soul and connecting with my spirit. Plus the visuals are phenomenal.”
18: Do you wish you were younger or older?
“I do wish I was a bit younger…I feel like I should have my life more together at this point, but that’s also just me feeling societal pressure.”
Girl Almighty: What makes you sexy?
“They say mystery is sexy, and if there’s one thing I am, it’s mysterious. Everyone likes to be kept guessing, and that is the package I provide.”
Fool’s Gold: Do you fall for people quickly?
“This is a tough one. I have fallen for someone in an instant before, but it generally takes time for me to form an emotional bond with someone before I’m falling. And that is the way I prefer for it to be.”
Night Changes: What’s one thing you don’t ever want to change?
“I love the fact that there is still wonder in the world. I never want to loose my sense of wonder and curiosity. Without it, I think this world would become so grey and dull to me.”
No Control: Can you control your temper?
“Not perfectly. It takes a lot to get under my skin. I am quicker to shut down than to fire up. However, if I get really fired up, I can have a sharp tongue. I have definitely said things I regret.”
Fireproof: What scares you?
“So many things keep me up at night, but that’s not any of your concern.”
Spaces: Did you ever let someone go for good?
“Have I cut people out of my life? Yes, I have. Sometimes its for the best. Letting go can be so freeing. Sometimes for one party, sometimes for both.”
Stockholm Syndrome: Name five kinks of yours.
“Wouldn’t you like to find out” 😉
Clouds: What’s your star sign? Does your personality match it?
“My star sign is Aquarius. I feel that a lot of the traits match me - attracted to a unique life style, innovative, makes friends with all types of friends, has difficulty opening to people, and tends to stick closer with their chosen family… that all rings very true to me. The highly intelligent thing, that is debatable. I would not be what many consider, book smart. I guess I’ve got some emotional intelligence, so it’s a give and a take there. I don’t like newspaper horoscopes much, but I do love reading all about star signs and I think they hold up for a lot of people.”
Change Your Ticket: What would you do with a million dollars?
“Oh man. I like to think I’d put some of that money in savings, but fuck that. Memories are priceless. I would probably plan the coolest vacation ever. Some if the money would go into buying some amazing items for my shop and perhaps getting word around, but I would travel to Egypt, Madagascar, Australia, Japan, anywhere. Maybe I’d take someone with me, or just bond with kindred souls on the way.”
Illusion: Do you believe in higher powers?
“I do believe in higher powers, like Yoba. I also believe that the spirits can influence how our days work out. If you appease them, they may send you more fortune. If you piss them off…well it may be best to lay low that day. It brings comfort and a sense of unity to believe in something, you know?”
Once In A Lifetime: What’s three things you want to do before you die?
“Go skydiving, inspire someone, build a deep connection with the spirits.”
Act My Age: Do you consider yourself mature?
“A little more on the mature side, then immature. On an emotional scale. I still go out and party and refuse to buy into the ‘get a job, buy a house, have a family’ scheme for life.”
11:59 AM — You make good toast. Good butter to bread ratio.
ϟ = for a drunk text
1:37 AM — ( ATTACHMENT: photo of Brioche eating a celery stick )1:37 AM — if you need a bu nny!!!! for your classs1:37 AM — you can’t keep him but to show 1:37 AM — good wi th kids1:37 AM — likes pets on his h ead
☠ = a final text
2:05 AM — You seemed so nice. Like you cared a lot.2:05 AM — I honestly thought you were different.
✫ for a text meant for someone else
11:49 AM — Shut the fuck up.
11:55 AM – Not you. 11:55 AM – Still, don’t talk.
¢ for a late night text
1:00 AM — Try some cream cheese and jam on white bread.
∞ = for a half asleep text
4:45 AM — When you open tomorrow, try and keep it down.
✯ = for an early morning text
6:05 AM — Saw you on a walk weirdly early this morning. You dropped your wallet. I didn’t want to talk to you so I just grabbed it, but it’s hidden in the shelf under the register whenever you come in. I didn’t take anything in it.
➳ = for an apologetic text
5:36 PM — You work pretty hard, you know. 5:36 PM — If I came off as mad at you, I’m not. Just at the stupid Joja store,.
♭ = for an angry text
1:09 PM — Seriously??? It’s literally like 7 in the morning and you’re making a huge fucking racket opening up. It’s called consideration, look it up.
