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[suptherebitches]

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to Alice in Borderland Cooking Show!!!

For today's episode our guest star is Chishiya Shuntaro!

Chishiya: why are you dragging me into this ridiculous thing?

shhh just go with it. I'm choosing you first because I know you won't do it after seeing the others do it.

Chishiya: more reasons for me not to do it.

shut up chishiya

Anyways, what will you be cooking for the audience today?

Chishiya: I'm cooking... a steak

Wonderful! Chishiya will show us how to properly cook a steak!

1. Find your finest meat.

2. Season them with your usual seasoning but remember to consistently sprinkle a little bit of salt.

Ex: "but you guys are really stupid" "we both know that you'll never be as good as me"

Do this for a period of time, this will ensure the meat is prepared.

3. Prepare your cookware. You can make it diy style with some water gun, lighter, and some gasoline.

4. Make sure have enough space in case it gets messy.

5. Blast those fire.

6. Watch your steak being cooked.

If you want it well done make sure it's fully cooked but Chishiya prefers it medium rare so sometimes the steak shoots people again.

7. Enjoy.

I– Did you just tell them how you burn Niragi alive??! We'll be right back–

Chishiya get your ass over here!

*camera cuts off*

Well folks, that concludes today's show! Let us know who do you want to see next in AIBCS next episode!

This show is sponsored (inspired) by @aceofspadegrass 's post right here!

[suptherebitches]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Alice in Borderland Cooking Show!!! Ep.2

For today's episode, our guest star is Mira!

Mira: oh! what is this exciting thing you have? thank you for inviting me!

you're welcome! you are far more pleasant than our previous guest for sure. chishiya I'm looking at you

Mira: *giggles*

So, what will you be cooking for us today?

Mira: it's more of a dessert but I'll be making chocolate ice cream!

Chishiya: that's not cooking, this is a COOKING show.

shut up, your turn to shine is already over. stop being a diva.

Awesome! Mira will show you how to make a delicious chocolate ice cream!

1. Prepare your ingredients.

2. Mix your cream, chocolate and sugar. Whisk them on medium heat until it slightly boils.

3. Put your milk and vanilla extract into the cream.

4. Add 2 cups of dried chilli powder into your ice cream for some flavor.

5. Don't forget to add some salt, Mira prefers to use sodium cyanide (NaCN) because they can multitask as salt (sodium) and almond scent (cyanide). Mira usually puts 2 tbsp of them.

6. Cover and freeze it for overnight.

7. Enjoy.

Mira– That will kill someone if they eat it! And cyanide doesn't smell like almonds! Why–

*inhales too much cyanide vapor and dies* *camera cuts off*

Well folks, that concludes today's episode! Let us know who do you want to see next in AIBCS!

additional sponsor: @a-simp-20 hope you like it!