#ailiniel

[the-koiking-pond]

*Yves used SPLASH! It does nothing*

I shall not remain bound to this pathetic form forev-

Bzzt! Sorry he keeps trying to kick me out of my phone.

FEAR ME!

(it's been awhile so have a pissy elf ghost pokemon)

[A picture of Ailiniel, staring at the camera. She means business. VEX and HEX menace behind her. Awkward Teenage Kohouja attempts to menace.]

Any day you feel is a good day to die, Yves.

[the-koiking-pond]

[A picture of Jainitar focusedly chopping up hot dogs in their kitchen. The absol family is lurking nearby.]

we are cooking

wow -senior admin nurbs

[the-koiking-pond]

[a video! a daring wingull attempts to steal the karp fries right out of someone's hands, but VEX and Ailiniel jump onto the scene. two twin thunderbolts later, the wingull is defeated and the day is saved. Kohouja attempts to use thunderbolt as well, but only succeeds in squeaking adorably while making a silly face.]

Yet another disaster averted by our crew of brave absol!

[the-koiking-pond]

⛺: What's Hex's go to hiding spot?

@unown-sanctuary

I don't know. I literally do not know. If I try to find them, I get turned around. The only ones privileged to know this information are VEX, Ailiniel, and Kohouja. And I know better than to ask them to break his trust!

[the-koiking-pond]

(@untitledducklett) <Bzzt! Can I please get some cute videos and/or pics of Ailiniel and/or Koujuha? Maybe that'll bring Cael home?>

Yes, of course!

[a photo spam. Jai has taken over a hundred pictures of Ailiniel and Kohouja, and far more than that of VEX. It appears that someone got some Cramorant-Price toys for Kohouja, and the funniest video is of her being jumpscared by one of them singing when she presses a button. The cutest video is of Ailiniel scruffing Kohouja, putting her on a soft blanket, and then there's a long pause before Ailiniel returns into frame attempting to drag VEX along to naptime too.]

[the-koiking-pond]

[a video. a wicker basket is SCREAMING. sometimes, a stark white tooth appears to gnaw on the handle from the void within. the camera pans up. on top of the basket, Kohouja is also screaming. the camera pans over to VEX and Ailiniel, who look utterly exhausted]

So this is just going to be my life for the next few hours, I think.

[the-koiking-pond]

[A video. Jainitar's bedroom is occupied, with a family of absol amidst magikarp pillows, a shedinja perched on one of the absol like a hat, a tropius with their entire neck shoved through the window from outside, a slugma snoring away, a claw-footed bathtub with two anorith, and various krabby. Jainitar is missing.

The camera slowly travels through the hall, and then outside. A swampert is contentedly sleeping in his mud wallow. The magikarp are fast asleep, dreaming of many things. More krabby scuttle about here and there.

A noise from near the staff building. The camera approaches hurriedly. Light glints off of a pair of glasses as Murmur the serperior turns to face the camera. Jainitar looks up from the tool closet as they pull out a shovel.

"NURBS? What are you doing up, did I wake you-?"

The video ends.]

[the-koiking-pond]

(@untitledducklett) I come bearing the joyous news of Yves' demise. May you, Ailiniel, vex, and the youngest kit rest well knowing this. - Berior

[a picture of Ailiniel getting the lux spa treatment for mother's day]

This is the best gift she could have received, on the best day for it.

Thank you, Berior.