#aima vents

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friend who will assist me in chainsawing me completely in half, lengthwise

help me figure out why the fuck i feel so empty inside

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me on the phone w/god

"hello, customer service? hi, i have a learning disability and several mental disorders. could i have my head sawn off please?" "yes i know you don't do exchanges or repairs, that... yes, that's why i just want the head sawn off." "sure i'll hold"

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i’m just doing my best with what i’ve got

even if everything hurts and everything is on fire and everyone wants everyone else dEAD

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i did this a couple days ago because this is what i am struggling with after surgery sucked every ounce of stamina out of me

tried scanning it, but the colors sucked because my scanner is hitler and hates pink, so have the camera version instead

(fullview)

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there’s an older drawing of sam tyler i did that two groups on dA requested to have put into their featured galleries

one group is a ten/master group, and the other is a group dedicated to jim moriarity... and the master.

i declined because the picture is awful and no one should be subjected to it, but more importantly

sam tyler isn’t the master

like they have a folder for JS’s other work that it’d go in (i have one other thing in there that’s a much better picture that i agreed to for the exposure), but it’s still a pet peeve of mine having sam tyler labeled under the master

because spoiler alert; sam tyler isnt the fucking master

i’ve only used that joke once and i got sick of it real fast

just because one guy plays two questionably sane time travellers, GOLLY

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college: get all your work done

college: take more classes, get done faster, you can sleep when you're dead

college: but remember to get enough sleep and take time out for yourself

college: but you have to know how to manage your time effectively

college: this isn't high school you can't screw around anymore

college: but remember not to stress out and take things slow, you're young and you have time, and your health is most important

society: but if you're not successful between your late 20s and mid 30s then you're a failure

college: right, what he said

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“last week was really bad” she says as she gets whacked up the side of the head with the heel of someone’s foot in self defense class

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is there a word or a scientific name for misanthropy that applies specifically to family members

i’m 100% definitely asking for a friend and not myself