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*at an animal jam mcdonalds roleplay*
Expectation
me: hi yes can i get a cheeseburger and a coke
cashier: yes 1 rim please
Reality
me: hello can i get a cheeseburg-
cashier: eww cheeseburgers make u fat
me: excuse me wha-
other person: can i get a cheeseburger
cashier: yes of course
me: wtf
my doge keeps rubbing her head against my legs and she wants a head rub and stuff but i gotta get ready for church and if i give her one now i’m gonna be spending an hour playing with her and giving her lil tummy rubs too and i’d be late for church ugh
Cumberbutts
Are we going to hash up deep set scars or want to fuck, brain ? COULD YOU PICK ONE. Holy fuck, man, youre giving me worse whiplash than trying to listen to both aunts talking about two different stories at the same time and both needing real time responses written by Oprah herself.
Can we go back to daydreaming about being fucked on the living room floor ? Jesus. I liked the two butches taking you from both ends MUCH better. >.>
Tablet's acting up too much to actually draw at this point.
It's lagging miserably and won't even load a single stroke all the way....only half or the very end of one. :c
I don't have an OTP for Twogami...because the only ship he really has involves a girl who said that she thought he'd be attractive if he was skinnier.
..This depresses me.
so I went to this seminar at my martial arts place today and we learned how to get out of bad situations and one was being held up against a wall and the dude in our group who acted as the attacker had on this cologne and it's been like 6 hours and I can still smell it on my shirt and he's married with an adorable little girl and it smells so nice but OH MY FUCKING GOD BRAIN STOP THAT IT'S WRONG
Woke up feeling slightly awake and alert (must have woken up between rem cycles). "This will be a great and different day!" I thought to myself. An hour and 20 minutes later...
NOPE!
