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[onesingleglance]

I found my writing assignment website from sophomore year and my bio sounds like it came out of folklore prologue

[http-eiji]

If Shorter was alive he'd tease Ash roasting him and tenderly winding up Eiji, happy Ash can act his age finally and be normal. Max as proud sappy Dad, Ibe shocked at Eiji (unknowingly) saying sth improper. Ash suspicious about Sing being such pals w/ Eiji and showing off Eiji's his, Eiji accidentally revealing sth and embarrassing Ash in front of his gang. Ash obliterating a guy hitting on Eiji. Eiji finding a cat, naming her Lynxy and having the gang reluctantly engaged in hiding her from Ash.

EIJI HIDING THE CAT FROM ASH- GOD TIER CONTENT,,

Also this is probably Ibe’s reaction @ Eiji to finding out there’s a little more than friendship between Ash and Eiji:

But, speaking of Shorter, going back to my Afterlife!AU Shorter decides to check in on Ash and Eiji. He finds the two of them arguing like an old married couple but eventually the two fall into a fit of laughter and they just look at each other blushing and shorter, who’s been there the whole time but they can’t see him, just goes:

So when he goes back to Grif and Skip he’s like “Boy I have seen things.”

And Skip is like “say no more” and takes out some tea and popcorn. Grif then tells Shorter to spill and so Shorter starts “There I was, BBQ sauce on my titties...”