#akatsuki quote

[itachi-the-hokage]

Akatsuki as quotes from books

Itachi:

Kisame:

Deidara:

Pein:

Hidan:

Tobi:

Zetsu:

Konan:

Sasori:

Kakuzu:

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Sleep deprived Itachi

Hidan: *breathes*

Itachi: So annoying.

Hidan: you re annoyed by all sounds now?

Itachi: Not really. Only by some of them.

Hidan: name a few then

Itachi: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?

Kisame, sighing: Itachi i think you should go to slee-

Hidan, curious: imaginary

Itachi, serious: Spiders wearing flip flops.

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Itachi: this was a 100% successful trip

Kisame: we lost Hidan

Itachi: this was a 100% successful trip

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Pein, an educated leader: it is unhealthy to eat past 8 pm

Itachi, eating dango at 3 am: good thing time is an illusion

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In the living room

Deidara, peeking his head out his bedroom: Hey, do you guys think you can close your eyes for a sec?

Konan: what's going on

Deidara: well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night

Itachi: what stupid thing

Tobi, bursting out of the bedroom: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

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Kisame, pushing through the crowd: OUT OF MY WAY! MOVE ASIDE, FILTH

Itachi, walking behind him: He means no disrespect, I imagine you bathe quite frequently

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Akatsuki got their private jet

Hidan as pilot: What does this button do? - intercom turns on -  Hidan: Doesn’t do anything. What the fuck. Fucking useless. Not sure what any of these buttons do.

Itachi: OK WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS

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[ Akatsuki playing hide and seek, TobiDei hiding together ]

Deidara: Tobi, don’t say a word.

Tobi: Fergalicious.

Deidara: Shush, I said no words.

Tobi: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing scrabble, it’s not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.