#akatsuki shitposting

[hana-karasu]

I spent an hour on this edit y’all better be thankful

Based off of

[naruhinaluvrx]

Hidan:*holds up book*The Bible

Kakuzu:This says "The Bibble".

Hidan:YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JASHIN?!

[itachi-the-hokage]

Akatsuki as quotes from books

Itachi:

Kisame:

Deidara:

Pein:

Hidan:

Tobi:

Zetsu:

Konan:

Sasori:

Kakuzu:

[itachi-the-hokage]

Sleep deprived Itachi

Hidan: *breathes*

Itachi: So annoying.

Hidan: you re annoyed by all sounds now?

Itachi: Not really. Only by some of them.

Hidan: name a few then

Itachi: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?

Kisame, sighing: Itachi i think you should go to slee-

Hidan, curious: imaginary

Itachi, serious: Spiders wearing flip flops.

[itachi-the-hokage]

Pein, an educated leader: it is unhealthy to eat past 8 pm

Itachi, eating dango at 3 am: good thing time is an illusion

[sassykinzonline]

if i were joshua or jason or jacinda or whoever hidan's god is, i would abandon him given how much of an embarrassing failure he is

which i think jose did since hidan acts like a child left behind

[sassykinzonline]

naruto wants to know, would you rather (sexually): deidara's mouth hands or kakuzu's tentacle threads

[hana-karasu]

This sin was a collaborative effort with rp friends

Bottom bitch Madara