#akaytalks

[akay19]

i want the daggers to watch heated rivalry and javy says something like “man wtf its insane to have a situationship for 10+ years its ridiculous”

cut to Bradley looking at Jake’s soul knowing damn well theyre close to 15 years of whatever the fuck they be doing

[akay19]

Jake buying Bradley this after he nearly got killed on the mission

[akay19]

i just think bradbrad is the type to have bunch of small tattooes but theyre super hidden so no one knows till one night jake and him are… doing activites

“bradley what the fuck why do you have a pikachu tattoo on your ass?”

and bradleys like “i went to college with repressed feelings and anger issues why the fuck you think i have them?”

“…”

“i also have a duck on a skateboard holding a knife”

3-4 months later he gets a capybara with a cowboy hat on his other ass cheek

jake laughs so hard he falls off the bed

[akay19]

i think bradley is unhinged and a bit crazy and he loves jakes titties

[akay19]

i cant stop laughing at this WHY ARE THEY STANDING LIKE THAT

a lesbian and her traumatized gay son

[akay19]

i love how on tiktok people share edits of ilya and shane and act like theyre in the HR universe hdjshd theyre saying shit like “cmon guys shane is in a relationship with rose its not cool to ship real people”

i want this with hangster lol pls can we all act like we are the new top gun students ???

“dude you will never fucking believe it, Hangman just got out of Rooster’s office with his buttons undone”

[akay19]

bradley keeps saying “oh my arms are so big” after a workout session and jake’s a competitive asshole right? so he sends pics to bradley being like “my biceps are bigger than urs”

bradley : nah

jake : *sends another picture*

bradley : not convinced

jake : *sends another picture*

bradley is having the time of his life while jakes oblivious asf

[akay19]

i had a job “emergency” (idk man we in maketing and sales i have no idea how we have emergencies) so i go up to my manager and she says I QUOTE

“can this wait i have a family emergency rn”

and i go “omg i hope all is well whats up?”

“im buying my son The Weeknd concert tickets”

okay mother i was not aware of ur game let the firm burn i respect it