Since you asked for fairy I'm going to ask for fairy
And since you were telling personal stories, here goes one an anecdote of mine.
Well, not mine, but I saw this thing happen to an acquaintance, actually.
Can't remember the exact day, but I remember it was around October. Exams had just passed by, and a group of friends (along with me) decided to go buy some burritos to a nearby street stand. The place cooked those burritos outside to any customer that asked for them, at around $50 pesos each one (A bit less than $5 US to you a-bit-more-northern-than-usual folk), being bigger than those 15 cm subs that you find in Subway.
Anyways, since those things were cooked on the street, people could see how they were cooked. So this classmate of mine (let's call him Lapin for now), looked at the cook, and then at the grill.
"Hoo, boy, that sure looks delicious!" Lapin exclaimed, while looking down on the burritos being cooked.
"And you haven't seen me naked~" Answered the cook right back, not letting the chance to make a crack let pass due to the guy's slip of the tongue. Lovely albures, a good double entendre can get a chuckle out of any mexican.
"... I was talking about the burrito, you know?"
"What did you think I was talking about?" Seeing no way out of this verbal smackdown, Lapin just grunted while going to pay for his burrito. The loud laughter of the cook was mirrored with us, the ones who had gone to buy food. It truly was a good burn, indeed.
