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over here slutching my shit

fuck yesssss #shitslutching2025

I may be perverted and it is SPREADING LIKE A DISEASE

ruining us all. Victorians crying in their grave

#Points at Escher in the corner #And the Jim posting #Akss

The anon that mentioned willmack being the kids the start the vampire rumour is so true 😭

Will putting a cross between him and any of the cullens that sit next to him and saying “just in case you get any ideas”

Mack constantly making Dracula jokes, especially in English class.

Them doing a joint presentation for a project that’s meant to be of their interests and it’s just of “evidence” of how the Cullens are vampires.

Soon the entire school is starting to believe it and keeping more distance from them which they probably would appreciate 😂

At some point, the Volturi hear about it, but they realize they are both so stupid and saying so much stuff just out of their asses, they decide to just let them live bc they are too old and just need to have some fun sometimes in ways that aren't killing people/vampires

#akss #willmack #willmack as twilight characters