How long until 🐍 x 🐁 fic or 🐍 x 🐱 and 🐉 x 🐞 fic is done?
I’ll be honest, haven’t gotten to those fics yet, but I do know exactly what I have in mind for 🐍x🐈⬛ & 🐉x🐞
It starts with Luka and Kagami venting to each other about how Marinette and Adrien rarely ever seem to be free for dates (But they don’t blame them since their schedules are so fucking crazy)
They decide to set up a double date, just the four of them when Marinette and Adrien are finally free (Well, Adrien has a short photoshoot, actually)
Hearing about this, Lila decides to be a bitch on the evening of their double date and make the photoshoots run longer by ignoring Vincent’s instructions to touch Adrien and asks demands for the shoot to be catered by the Dupain-Cheng’s, but keeps sending Marinette back and forth because she keeps “messing up the orders”
Luka and Kagami wait around for hours for Marinette and Adrien to show up until they get a DM… From Lie-La. She gloats about how busy their dates are and makes sure to especially rub it in Luka’s face by sending pictures of her practically groping Adrien
Cue Hawkmoth, Akuma going into one of their phones, evil monologue, and purple smoke
It’s nighttime by the time the photoshoot finally ends.
Adrien goes into his room and does not expect to find Luka there! All shirtless and making those turquoise gypsy pants look sexy as they threaten to slip off of his waist
He’s confused but decides not to question it. Luka’s shirtless, he’s enjoying it, and allows himself to be carried bridal style out of his bedroom window
Now for Marinette… Kagami’s waiting outside her home wearing something akin to her formal outfit, but with some gold accents. Kagami whisks her away into the night
The Kwamis see this, figure Kagami is akumatized, and send Mullo
The Akumas take their dates out for the romantic night they deserve, often snapping at anyone who looks at them funny, which makes Marinette and Adrien suspicious
Mullo makes exact doubles of Marinette and Adrien, allowing them to escape and transform, but now a few people have clones
Ladybug and Chat Noir show up in an attempt to save “Marinette” and “Adrien” but have to get past their savage girlfriend and boyfriend first who have turned into a full-fledged dragon and naga
There’s a battle, Cataclysm, Lucky Charm, Miraculous Ladybug, all is well. Except Chat Noir because Luka isn’t shirtless anymore
The next day, Lie-la’s popularity plummets when Luka and Kagami post what Lila sent them. How dare that trashy model deprive two adorable couples of date night?








