#akward conversations

[asher-the-diaster]

Conversations with my family:

My dad was driving me to school.

Dad: why are the masts at half flah

Me: uh prince Philip die...

Dad: oh that guy.

Me:

Dad:

Me:

Dad: wasn't he already dead?

[donttalktomeaboutcakejustdont]

I wanna talk to people but like. Human interaction is so draining some times and I'm so exhausted after that I need to lay down to recover from the exhaustion.

[cantlosethefantasy]

I hate the feeling when someone recognizes you and says “hi [insert your name]” and you don’t remember their’s and they notice

[earthsbeauties]

i personally think it's too cold to have the windows open but you want to smoke your menthol cigarettes 

[vitormonteiro2000-blog]

Compliments Received Awkwardly

Person:(gives me a compliment)

Me:Whaa...? No... Stop it....ajfasfknakskfs uhh you have nice hairy legs too.... wait no that's not what you said....you actually said something nice...oh fuck

Person:(Runs away as fast as possible)

Me:Welp at least nobody called the police this time

[can-you-catchme]

babysitting a wee youngin' which means no swearing/innuendos or the usual convos...this is gonna be an interesting 2 hours

[madgirlwithoutbrain]

Dad: So, honey... Is there a boy that you like more than other boys? Me:*gives him a newspaper with Benedict Cumberbatch on the cover* Me: I've been trying to attract his attention for some time now...

[behindthesesadeyes]

THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS...

Me: My room is so cold!

Zack: I'm Sowwy :(

Me: It's fine, Basements are just cold...

Zack: Yup, they are.

Me: JUST LIKE MY SOUL.

#Imaconversationkiller