At some point while not actively trying to wreck havoc on the world, Al-V just starts running a legit business. It becomes super successful and he becomes crazy rich. What does a virtual being do with oodles of money? He funds all the kickstarters and gofundmes, of course! ALL of them. (Except for those run by twinners and pro-nats, of course.)
He purposefully funds the most chaotic kickstarters too, like ‘Starting Business Enchanting Penguins to Fly’ or ‘Help Me Build the World’s Smallest Largest Extra-Dimensional Room’ or ‘Soul Glitter: Glitter For Your Soul!’









