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Here’s all of it, for Alako
What does their bedroom look like? -- Not especially messy, but bed usually unmade. Clothing and small items neatly put away each night.
Do they have any daily rituals? --several; meditating with candles, early rise, try to get food for herself and her bond (usually not possible, bond is usually already long gone on their day)
Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often? -- Daily, running and martial-arts practice on sandbags; often combat simulations with hardlight combatants.
What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy? -- get a fire going and roast some steaks on sticks.
Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.) -- relatively clean, but simply so. Hair is long, but tied back, body showered daily, clothes cleaned daily as part of routine.
Eating habits and sample daily menu -- mostly breakfast and dinner, with quick-grab snacks for mid-day needs. MOSTLY meat. By a huge margin. Especially steak.
Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time -- Highly avoidant of wasting time. Feels like reports and anything that isn’t actively progressing goals is ‘wasted’, but recognizes necessity.
Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging -- fire-cooked steaks. Positive nostalgia for best memories of harsh childhood. Doesn’t eat often enough to hit excess at this time in her life.
Makeup? -- never. Exceptions would be due to big-deal, one-off events that she wants to ‘do her part’ for if make-up was part of that.
Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such? -- hyper jealous/possessive, over emotional. Very aware.
Intellectual pursuits? -- studying sigils, reading political/economic literature to keep up with bond, engineering for weapons tinkering (hobby)
Favorite book genre? -- enjoys heroic myths. Too much draken buried under her aggravations with her culture to avoid admiring heroes and great warriors, despite learning better consciously.
Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general? -- technically demisexual. Currently in relationship with another woman. Views sexual preferences as a non-issue, and is simply annoyed by anyone other than her bond trying to flirt with her.
Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.) -- mutated eyes, and runt body (short, gangly, mostly muscle and bone due to combatant lifestyle and exercise)
Biggest and smallest short term goal? -- Smallest would be finding ways to make her bond smile sincerely during a day -- biggest is probably just ensuring all combat missions under her purview go smoothly with no casualties.
Biggest and smallest long term goal? -- greater master of sigils -- helping her bond achieve their political and sociological goals.
Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress -- utilitarian or casual/comfortable. Prefers to be /covered/. Prefers pants. Highly awkward in stereotypical feminine attire.
Favorite beverage? -- bingberry juice
What do they think about before falling asleep at night? --mostly concerns/stress related to how her bond is handling her own stresses.
Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them? --remarkably few illnesses, in fact. She was always an unusually hardy little critter. But she was abused constantly by her family, and has numerous scars/injuries from this.
Turn-ons? Turn-offs? --blunt version: anything her bond does that is powerful, authoritative, or flirtacious; turn-offs would be just about anyone else /trying/ to get her turned on. Without her bond, she’s very nearly asexual. -- For nonsexual turn on/off, mostly just good, fire-cooked steak and safe spaces, hidden away. Exposure or mockery is her biggest turn off.
Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen? -- likely sigil practice.
How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life? -- fairly organized. Rides the line between practicality and OCD. Things that need organization are tightly organized. Things that don’t get in the way and aren’t necessary on a daily basis may be just shunted aside.
Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all? --Specifically none. They make up for their lack of intellectual nature with dedicated time for research, practice, and study in sigils, combat, tactics, and politics. They care enough to do this because of their bond, otherwise they would just learn what was necessary to get through any given day.
How do they see themselves 5 years from today? --hope to be alive with bond, and making progress toward the greater goals.
Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout? --ideally, continuing to help their bond achieve their goals until they both die of old age, very successful. -- If things don’t work out, vanishing off the grid with bond to stay safe until their days are spent or a better opportunity is found.
What is their biggest regret? --all the instances/habits that cause her bond to suffer.
Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy? --Her bond is her best friend. Her worst enemy is one particular person who made her bond suffer. ANYONE who insults or hurts her bond is a serious enemy Alako would happily kill if permitted to.
Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?) -- combatant, practical. Get trapped people out if possible, if not possible, clear the area, and purge any sensitive documents. If not possible, make sure the place is totally destroyed.
Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies) --psychotic break or violent rage outburst, one or the other.
Most prized possession? --the fact that her bond is her bond. For actual physical items, her earrings used as momentos of her first teacher and her clanlord.
Thoughts on material possessions in general? --mildly sentimental on her own, but with bond’s aversion to anything that could be traced, follow a very utilitarian view of possessions for the most part.
Concept of home and family? -- wherever her bond is, and her bond herself.
Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?) -- Extremly private about personal information and appearance, Alako is never /comfortable/ sharing details about herself. She will speak if it seems relevant, or the person she’s speaking to is sincerely opening up as well.
What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time? --Alako enjoys working on sigils and building weapons, but will cut them both off if work needs doing. She rarely does true time-wastey stuff, though reading some fiction has crept up recently due to gifts from sincere friends.
What makes them feel guilty? --failing her bond, getting her bond hurt, and causing death/pain for anyone she might care for. Especially if it is due to incompetence or ignorance.
Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making? --hyper emotional with learned-analytical behavior. If agitated, can lose the ability to analyze properly.
Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality? -- Alako KNOWS she is TYPE A.
What recharges them when they’re feeling drained? --kindess from her bond for the most part.
Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither? --major inferiority complex. Abused child. Reacts violently to condescension, but is aware of the problem and disciplines it.
How misanthropic are they? --directly in relation to how the person handles her bond, or those weaker than themselves, especially children.
Hobbies? --weapon crafting/tinkering and sigil work.
How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education? --only formal ‘education’ was boot from the Legion. Alako is otherwise self taught or unofficially tutored. Alako values someone having the drive to seek their own knowledge.
Religion? --effectively agnostic. Knows there’s something there, but doesn’t necessarily respect it.
Superstitions or views on the occult? --dangerous, real, and something to be avoided or snuffed out.
Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds? --mix of both. Often unable to act due to society, so speaks a lot.
If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal? --Alako would immediately answer that her bond is her ideal partner. Honesty, practicality, but still caring despite all the reasons not to.
How do they express love? --either sacrificial acts of kindness or very gentle, quiet physical affection for the most part. If specifically aroused flirtaciously, gets more passionate about affection.
If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like? --mixture of precise, CQC tactics from bond, and wild, feral rapid-impact scrambling.
Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not? --only if she dies before her bond does, and can no longer help her.










