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Top 10 sexiest reo speedwagon songs, ranked

#10- L.I.A.R. (1990)

stream the earth a small man his dog and a chicken or else it's a bop stg 6.7/10 yes it sounds heavy? very sexy of dave and kevin to do their thing on this track it's like the Fire It Up of REO songs

#9- Stillness of the Night (1982)

Okay first of all SEVERELY underrated song, second of all it's the edgy lyrics and the vibe of a mystical race against time that do it for this one 6.9/10 very sexy of kevin to go and do that

#8- 157 Riverside Avenue (1971)

OH FUCK YEAH NEAL. NEAL. GODDAMN. Try listening to the first 10 seconds and tell me it doesn't belong on this list. Go ahead. I dare you. This one goes without saying- "'can I make love to you?' we said '157 Riverside Avenue'" 7/10 sexy jazzy piano is sexy

#7- Like You Do (1972)

this one makes me wanna S T R U T. "i've seen women who-" DOESN'T MATTER COS NONE OF THEM AIN'T ME. the sexy sass is unparalleled it's almost a goddman mystery who wrote it 7.2/10 Gary has never seen a woman

#6- Ridin' the Storm Out (1973)

very sexy of Neal yet again to go and do that with his hands also Gary too I actually had this at #7 but had to move it up a spot bc i came to my senses 7.6/10 lyrics could be sexier

#5- Gotta Feel More (1984)

yeah the very first time i heard this i thought it sounded like Holding Out For a Hero and I think that's all I need to say 8/10 he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta feel more

#4- I Don't Want To Lose You (1988)

i want "stream i don't wanna lose you by reo" on my headstone i'll defend this til the day I die i don't care if it wasn't written by them it brings out my inner stripper even tho it really shouldn't 8.9/10 WHY DIDN'T I BREAAAKK DOWNNNN-

#3- Take It On the Run (1980)

The only truly 100% sexy song off Hi Infidelity fite me 9/10 makes me wanna give someone a lap dance iykyk

#2- Back On the Road Again (1979)

Try listening to the first 10 seconds of this song and tell me it doesn't deserve this spot I'll wait. Very sexy of Bruce to go and do this "please don't hate me mama,,, for what I'm about to do" LIKE OOHOHH DAMN BRUCIE PIE'S SECRETLY A BAD BOY NOW???? 9.8/10 i'm on my WAY.

#1- Variety Tonight (1987)

Ok hear me out. FUCK YEAH NEAL. NEAL. GODDAMN. Very, very sexy of Neal to go and do this. "want someone else? I can be that too" makes me BLUSH. i need to be moving at all times during this song it's a religious experience. doesn't sound like an reo song which is all the better imo 10/10 make you feel right

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For all my Reo fans! 🌟💕

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REO Speedwagon - Take It On The Run

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The Lepps + REO Speedwagon’s “Hi Infidelity” era outfits

or as I like to call it- “Def Infidelity”:

Sav- Bruce Hall Rick- Alan Gratzer Steve- Gary Richrath Phil- Neal Doughty Joe- Kevin Cronin

(I specifically went off the outfits from In Your Letter when making these- since the outfits from that era aren’t 100% consistent from video to video.)

Hi Infidelity is up there with Pyromania in my book, and REO unarguably deserves so much more appreciation on tumblr AND in general (everyone seems to forget this was the highest selling album of 1981!! Take a listen and you’ll see why)

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