Book one, chapter 1-15 reaction
I'm reading it in Dutch because that's unfortunate my native language. Translate the quotes that I am about to pull up yourself. I've already read the book like two times so spoilers for the saga with light 'the saga of Larten Crepsley spoilers'
First sentence and it takes place in the restroom, perfect...
Steve was a menace since birth. My dude went to therapy so freaking early holy-also 'idiot savant'. Interesting
Darren you could have been a striker omfg. Get this guy on the field gang 😭
Alan... AALAN ALAN ALAN! THIS HAS TO BE A SET UP AIN'T NO FUCKIN ARE YOU HOLDING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE HOLDING!
It is. Oh boy... The font looks WILD! MADAME OCTA AND EVRA VON MENTION WHOAA!
Imagine getting a history lesson about freakshows in middle of math class.
Alan's big brother has met Mr Crepsley at the circus. Interesting.
I want to draw the 4 boys talking it reminds me of 'Holes'!
ANNIE! MY GIRL! IS HERE! ✨✨✨ Shan household is so adorable.
Steve is getting yelled at. Meanwhile Steve:
The little people made an appearance this early!
Destiny has been sealed all through freaking luck
"Sommige dingen bespreek je als jongen bent niet met je vrienden. Meisjes kunnen over dat soort dingen praten, maar als je jongen bent moet je het over computers, voetbal, oorlog, enzovoort hebben. Ouders vallen erbuiten."
Oh, Darren. That's line definitely comes back to bite you huh. Also casually sexism he's young so I let it slide.
The night is young lads. The circus awaits you. 🚬
The circus acts are starting!
I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT MR CREPSLEY ACTUALLY ATE MADAME OCTA SPIDERWEB! OOOH TNW! ACTUAL FREAK! I need to draw that for later
More circus acts! And Steve is unusual silent and deep in thought.
SNAKE BOY, EVRA VON! LOVE HOW IT ENDED.
Errm what the sigma? Vur Horston? Vampires? What is he on? Know this already. goodness why did Larten used his name as 'real name' I'm going to sob the saga of Larten Crepsley knowledge is making my heartburn...
Mr Crepsley on his hating kids agenda. 💀
'Ik kan geen kind in een vampier veranderen,' zei meneer Crepsley. ' Dat kost me mijn kop bij de Vampiers-generaal.'
I HAVE TO STRANGLE THIS MAN! HE PISS ME OFF RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE WHAT HE IS GOING TO PULL LATER! LARTEN U FUCKING BASTARD!
The closest thing I can imagine with mr Crepsley and Steve conversation.
'I pak u hiervoor,' beloofde hij. 'Het kan me niet schelen hoe lang het duurt. Op een dag. Vur Horston, spoor ik u op en vermoord ik u omdat u me afgewezen hebt!'
I just grinned on that line. Oh, he how he stood on those words to the bitter end.