Sep 10, 2019
ian: literally kisses me | me: well, he's probably not into guys anyway, and i don't want to risk ruining our friendship after everything else that's happened | ian, a morosexual: alan you are so stupid- (-alan grant, jurassic park)
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ian: literally kisses me | me: well, he's probably not into guys anyway, and i don't want to risk ruining our friendship after everything else that's happened | ian, a morosexual: alan you are so stupid- (-alan grant, jurassic park)
i got some memories about my wife for the first time recently and i just. wow. she was incredible. she was a history professor, and she used to do historical reenactments, and be part of ren faires and stuff. and i just love and miss her so much. i'm glad i remember her more now, but it hurts. miss you, jen. hope you're doing okay now if you're out there. take care, yeah? -alan grant (jurassic park)
me: happily playing animal crossing (new leaf) me: digs up like eight fossils in one day (yay) me: is hit with huge alan grant shift (and wow dinosaurs)
i'm dr alan grant from jurassic park and uh. huh. i love love love reading my source, and the lost world was SO good i love ian malcolm so so much i am so gay for one (1) mathematician but. no one even knows there're books??? and the movies, while fun, are Not like the books, and this paleontologist is Sad. i miss the adventures, i miss my friends, i miss ian. i miss my damn beard. give me a beard you cowards.
I just kinned Dr. Alan Grant last weekend and my ADHD ass has decided to celebrate this by fixating on surprise, surprise! Dinosaurs