roger: [...] i mostly...... i just take a lot of naps?
tim: [laughs] naps are like trade stops for your emotions.
roger: uh-huh.
tim: they need time to get on and off.
roger: when it gets a little bit too... too real... a lil bit too hifey. in my life. my lifey. ill just take a quick... quick naparoo. um, cause like - yknow what? it worked when i was 4, and im 20 - 26 now, and it still works pretty goddamn well. and i wake up and m friends like ‘how you doin?’ and the answers always ‘great!’ so. i guess its-
masky: [laughs] yknow, my husband has just taught me, i had no idea - so much of my emotions... are hunger based. like i had no idea - i think when we were in louisville we stopped for lunch, it was like a really late lunch at like 3 o’clock and im eatin a sandwich, hoodys like ‘do you feel better?’ i was like ‘yeah! what, wait - why???’ he was like ‘well youve just been kinda frustrated for the last two hours.’ i was like ‘oh, no, its just cause we couldnt the place we-’ he was like ‘no, its cause youre hungry.’ ‘s like oh! youre right. just needed sandwich. needed a dose of vitamin sandwich.
roger: yup, you got me... we are a bunch of fuckin. eat-beasts.
tim: yeap. we have a problem.
roger: we’re a bunch of monsters - i dont have like... i really do think i dont have that many complex emotions! i dont wanna sound like im like a free spirit or whatever over here, but like... i never feel like i have emotions that are too complex to describe. it usually really is like... ‘how are you roger’ ‘i dont know, kinda bored’, like...
tim and masky: [laugh]
roger, amused: im not joking! like im not like... ‘i just been thinking about death a lot lately-’ its really mostly like - ‘eh i dont know cat woke me up last night so im a lil bit sleepy’
tim: well, that could be the problem roger, i - i think about death a lot.
masky: you should think about death n stuff!
tim: you should think about death more -
roger: hold on, let me give it a shot - [exaggerated horror] OOOOH MY GOD, OH NO!
masky, laughing: go take a nap! roger go take a nap!
roger: NO ITS ALL GONNA STOP ONE DAY! ITS ALL JUST GONNA STOP ONE DAY! OHHHH NO NO NO NOOOOOO
tim, chuckling: and thats what your 30s are like, constantly.
roger: IM NOT GONNA BE HERE ONE DAY ITS JUST GONNA STOOOOPPPp
tim: [starts laughing]
roger: i need a naaAp
tim, still laughing: yknow that could be - could be a good thing to do during a wedding ceremony
masky and roger: [laugh]
roger: you two, ive known you your whole lives, youre so perfect for eachiTS ALL GONNA STOP ONE DAYYY NOoo no nooooo...
tim: [choked] roger, youre joking - do you know how many times [fighting back laughter] ive had that exact, like... mid conversation-
roger: [starts laughing]
tim: like - we’ll be talking about like ghost horses and shit and im like, ‘yeah and another thing about - ooOOOOH GOD IM GONNA DIE’
masky: [laughs] i actually had that conversation with someone, last night!
tim: ITS ALL GONNA STOop thinking about it, CAKE BOSS, RIGHT GUYS? GOOFS AND GOOFS AND GOOFS AND GOOFS.
roger: [losing it]
tim: we’re the ones that distract you from death, WHO IS TO DISTRACT US!!! NO ONE!
