#alastarose

[deerwiththeears]

"alastor making himself a valentine's card is kinda sad" stop it. he's exactly where he wants to be, leave him alone.

[deerwiththeears]

"if valentine's merch is for canon couples why does alastor get alone merch?"

because. and I need you to stick with me here when I say this. aromantic valentine's merch is fucking funny.

[deerwiththeears]

"Alastor is aroace," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"They're right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 3rd row stands: Alastor.

[deerwiththeears]

sorry need to talk about aroace alastor again, idk if this makes any damn sense to anyone but me but

from an aroace alastor perspective, the flashback in 02x04 of Alastor and Vox's falling out is such an entertaining inversion of expectations of That Damn Scene™ that always happens whenever canon aro/ace/aroace characters are in like anything ever.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, whenever there's a canon aro/ace/aroace character in something (that actually use the terms aro/ace/aroace in the thing for the character, not just word of godding it or heavily implying it usually), there's almost always that fucking scene where someone propositions them with something and the character goes on this usually weirdly self guilty rejection monologue about how they can't reciprocate whatever it is the other character wants from them even if they wanted to which they don't.

and then there's Alastor who just fucking laughs at the attempt, I kinda fucking love it.

[deerwiththeears]

me when someone says aro alastor "ruins the fun"

[deerwiththeears]

alastor giving himself a valentine is so fucking funny actually

[deerwiththeears]

please consider repulsed aroace Alastor more thoroughly because this? this is superior.

[deerwiththeears]

the deal is done, you can't stop it