#source: dexter

[daddiesdrarryy]

When I woke up knowing I came up with an idea before sleep but I couldn’t remember what it was about

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

[inside the burnt, shattered, destroyed remains of the Hale house] Stiles: God. What happened here, Derek? Derek, deadpan: I couldn't find the remote.

[deerwiththeears]

please consider repulsed aroace Alastor more thoroughly because this? this is superior.

[reaperlight]

[Eddie wakes up to find his apartment completely trashed]

Eddie: God, what happened here, V?

Venom: I couldn't find the remote.

[incorrect-losers]

Georgie: What’s that?

Richie: A waffle. It's like a pancake, but square

Georgie: Why’s it square?

Richie: Because it was invented by Simon P. Waffle. He liked to stack his waffles in boxes, and it's just easier to do that if it's square

Georgie: You’re making that up

Richie: I'm insulted you would even think that

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Alduin, after Paarthurnax helps the Last Dragonborn learn Dragonrend: Don’t do this to me. I’m your brother!

Paarthurnax: Don’t play the brother card now.

Alduin: Don’t play the brother card? Situations like this are exactly why the brother card exists!

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Calvin: What's that?

Calvin's Dad: A waffle. It's like a pancake, but square.

Calvin: Why's it square?

Calvin's Dad: Because it was invented by Simon P. Waffle. He liked to stack his waffles in boxes, and it's just easier to do that if it's square.

Calvin: You're making that up.

Calvin's Dad: I'm insulted you would even think that.