I am an idiot and it’s 2 am. Ignore me.
Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Surprisingly enough, it’s Noctis. It’s usually the nightmares, and Ignis helps him back to sleep.
Who’s the one to make breakfast: Ignis, of course.
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Ignis would do it most of the time, but I cam image that somethings Noct would wake up early and sneak some half-burned toast and coffee out to Ignis.
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Noct. Absolutely. “You know, I’m your job, right? So…”
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Noctis definitely would, but Ignis always wins.
Who chooses the movies: I like to think that Noctis does most the time, but Ignis has final choice.
Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Ignis would find his hand moving to caress Noct’s cheek, run his hand through his hair… and it’s all downhill from there.
Who orders lunch: Noctis does, but when Ignis hears that it’s burgers again… he may have some words with the chef…
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Well, we know that Noct puts food on other people’s plates without asking…
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Noctis. Absolutely.
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Noctis. He wants Ignis to spend a little time with him, after all.
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: I like to think that Noctis asks, but Ignis is absolutely on board with it.
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Ignis does. He doesn’t even try to hide it.
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Ignis and his puns…
Who cooks dinner: Ignis, of course!
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Noctis tries. Emphasis on “tries”
Who stays up until 2 reading: Well, I think Noctis would stay up reading comics or a really good book, but Ignis would do so, too.
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Noctis does, because Ignis usually falls asleep pretty quickly when they lay down, and when Ignis sleeps… he’s so peaceful.
Who kisses their partner while they sleep: I like to think they both do—noctis before he falls asleep, and Ignis when Noctis is having a nightmare