I remembered that there was a drabble request I was supposed to have written for you long ago, and here it is now! This is an AU?
Wizard Albridge Mathieson: 34 years of age, brown hair, brown eyes, wanted for murder. Only it wasn't exactly murder in his book considering the fact that it was a vampire that he disposed of. Regardless, the city's watch wanted his head and so here he was making his way on foot across a meadow on the outskirts of the city's province. A blanket of fog covered the way ahead of him and it was the thickest he had ever seen.
Al's pace began to slow as he continued on, but he wasn't feeling weary. He felt as though he had suddenly become heavier. Not a moment after he thought about it his posture was reduced to that of someone with a hunched back.
A familiar voice pierced through the fog and was followed by a silhouette. The figure, heavily cloaked, approached Al as he squinted to get a better look at their face.
"Ah~" he sang, "you're looking as pretty as ever~"
THUD. Al was slammed face down onto the ground. Pushing himself back up, he was overwhelmed by a scent that was also familiar to him: witchcraft.
"Lia, my dearest, it's a pleasure to see you again." He gave her a smile that made most maidens swoon.
"That's a shame because it's no pleasure for me. There are a lot of people who aren't too happy with you, Alberidge." Lia circled around Al, never letting him out of her sight.
Al twirled around and moved so that he and Lia were side-by-side. He brought up his arm to wrap it around Lia's shoulder.
"C'mon~ it had to nothing to do with you!"
She smacked his arm away and turned to stand in front of him. "It had everything to do with me! I was working a job and you just went in and-"
"-blew him to bits. Yeah, I know. It was pretty spectacular!" Al tossed his head back and laughed, obviously pleased with himself.
Stabbing him in the chest with her index finger, Lia pushed Al backwards.
"There are a variety of ways to get rid of someone discreetly and you chose to blow him up!"
"If I'm going to do someone in I'm going to go all out." He grabbed hold of Lia's hand and looked straight into her eyes. "Spend the night with me and you can experience something like that first-hand."
THUD. He was on the ground face-first again, but this time his arms were bound to his sides.
"Don't 'Lia' me. Since I have no vampire body to turn in, I'm going to give them yours."
All the slamming onto the ground wore him out and so Al didn't even try to resist being captured. He figured he would get some much needed sleep on the way back to the city and then he would think about escaping.