#albert no

[actually-a-dog03]

bArBaRA-sAmA

[fatuousion]

Short wide Albert just be staring at me among my past papers stash

[nikosasakis]

catching up on 911, in the season 4 pile up scene and the GASP I let out when the 911 call was from Albert

[tyrantmade]

Mr. Wesker... you've been wearing that Santa hat for three months. And killed a notable number of people while doing so. I know the red colour masks bloodstains reasonably well, but it doesn't do anything for the smell.

" You are the first person who isn't asking me stupid questions to piss me off. Or making condescending jokes about my family's death. "

But they had decided to approach him now, to ask about a fucking Santa Hat. That he hasn't worn, that much since Christmas. Head raised, taking a few steps closer to the person asking the question.

" But I am still upset, and you are bothering me with annoying questions now. So, guess what? "

[beefgnawpolis]

THAT'S IT I WON THE GAME EVERYONE GO HOME oh right there was some stuff about a Rogue Knight or whatever, yeah

I'm sure there's still some post-main plot Plot Shit on the horizon, and there are still hazardous ruins I haven't hit the bottom of (which I can now drag my strong husband to!).

Yes, I not only dressed up fancy to marry him, I dressed up fancy to hand him the ring.

Bonus:

MY DUDE,,,

YOU LITERALLY JUST WATCHED ME GET MARRIED

BRO YOU WERE THERE

[solemnxodium-archive]

💞 would you say you... like asphyxiating people? with that monster dong, your hands, a rope, etc?

"I wouldn't say I enjoy asphyxiating my partners.." A purr lingered in his voice, the blonde clearly amused.

"..but if someone wished, I wouldn't be opposed to holding them down by their neck."

[wibblyrose]

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