Beefgnawpolis Gaming

Hi. I'm Emperor Stumpernicus Alexander Beefgnaw, First of His Name. You can call me Alex though.This is the gaming blog, art will live at beefgnawpolis-art from now on.

[the-messenger-hawk]

Guys who went through the horrors to find their wife

[beefgnawpolis]

Thanks to the random game screencaps that come up on my emu/media box's lock screen and one Control screenshot in particular that came up today, I got to thinking about...

...the possibility that we're going to find out exactly what Dylan REALLY thought about Threshold Kids.

And I figure there are two ways that could go with very little in between, and I can't decide which would be funnier. So...

Would it be funnier if Dylan...

...was severely creeped out and fucking hated Threshold Kids

...unironically loved Threshold Kids & doesn't get why ppl think it's creepy

Voting ended onApr 21

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* we sent four astronauts up and four came back huh

[annaisuagain]

Were you expecting more?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

five was the bare minimum for me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh well. there's still the moon ghosts

[retr0scum]

Do you fucking mind

[tsarina-anadyomene]

thinking about skyrim sometimes feels like thinking about the maximally abstract idea of a video game

[tsarina-anadyomene]

or like there's a level of abstraction that's akin to dream logic. there are puzzles that aren't really puzzles but just represent the idea of a puzzle being there. there is combat without any sense of skill or strategy, the difficulty numbers are just a test of enduring the same thing for longer. there are hundreds of quests of shapeless nothing, nakedly directing you to fetch or clear or kill.

[tsarina-anadyomene]

it's seeing someone you know in a dream when they don't look like themselves. it's playing the video games they play on a nickelodeon sitcom in the 2000s. it's nonsense

[adamnfiddle]

it’s not optional

[ashuriuwu]

[sunyshorewaves]

[allthe-lights-inthe-sky]

this is actually significantly funnier with audio

[lumsel]

it's very funny that you can have penis in your g-rated game but only if its a culturally significant penis. another penis would bump the rating up but this one is special. it doesnt count.

[redactedshapes]

The EMU is entirely hollow and pieces can be removed, though this seems to agitate the entity. X-rays and spectrograph imaging have shown [REDACTED]-shaped outlines existing within the suit.

[werewolfetone]

My extremely controversial gaming opinion is that they should allow you to obtain meat in stardew valley and while I understand that the vast majority of people might not want to play with it I also think somewhat that the absence of any such mechanics in a farming simulator is a sign of broader disconnection and alienation from where food comes from etc

[werewolfetone]

>’Farming’ game

>Unable to raise animals for meat because that’s not ‘cosy’ enough

>Where do you think meat comes from in real life

[beefgnawpolis]

Like... you can already sell your animals! That's a thing you can do! You don't have to. But you can. What exactly would be the problem with having an option to, if you choose to, sell an animal to a butcher for a slightly lower price in exchange for a package of meat showing up in your mail the next morning?

[applerums]

ok you know what would fuck me up in c: resonant. if dylan wakes up with no memories whatsoever at the start of the game.

identity shattered by fbc's abuse and then ground to dust by the hiss and then flung into a coma and then jesse put rebar through his head. he's got polaris to guide him sure but like what is there to guide, brother. he doesn't trust the fbc but he can't really say why. he knows his sister is out there and she's the only person who might remember who he was before all this and he has to find her and that's about it. what is left of himself he has to put together like puzzle pieces obtained through fucking elden ring boss fights inside his head. and also kill shit in the real world simultaneously cause the fbc asked him nicely. boy your mind is a warzone and what's left of you has been turned into a weapon. how you feelin'?

[khml]

[manifeststephanie]

OH I FEEL IT I FEEL THE COSMOS ✨ (More photos behind the cut of my Katamari Damacy paper illustration!)

Full piece, cut for framing:

Angles showing depth. The Prince is held up by a pin.

I don't have a lot of behind the scenes photos, but here's how it looked after I cut out all the paper elements, and then after when I added all the little gems and pearls.

I made this piece for fun and to get back into making art. I wanted to make something colourful with depth as I had a deep frame to use, and I wanted to use some cute gems I have but don't use very often. I sketched a few ideas first, then changed it slightly in the final template.

Here's my rough colouring just done on my phone with my finger, hah:

It's a small and relatively simple piece, but I still made a video tour:

Framed!

[lyn--v]

Former

[kurtle-deactivated20260201]

this is so fucking funny. they put AI scraping artists' work without their consent into their survival horror game narrative

[statictay]

started playing control and the game was already fun but got infinitely more fun when they gave me the option to force throw objects. more games should let you obliterate someone with a coffee pot flying at mach fuck