dead boy detectives

beth, 26, she/they i have arisen from the depths

[nikosasakis]

biclaremontdiaz -> nikosasakis

[jampiethrow]

Sorry yall are SLEEPING on Tragic Mick, I loved that fucking walrus and if he does not get to go back to the sea in season 2 I will riot. LET the WALRUS WALRUS

This concludes my segment, thank you.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[bardnuts]

and then you get to the hospital and the doctors try to kill you

[erzvolnes]

be serious. do you know prev's name without reading their bio/about

yeah 🥰

no 😔

Voting ended onMay 29, 2024

[nikosasakis]

my brain, currently: rwrb sequel !!! rwrb sequel !!! rwrb sequel !!! rwrb sequel !!!

[stevenrogered]

Red, White & Royal Blue sequel is officially in the works!

[celestial-mari]

[keikomivra]

someone needs to introduce edwin to ao3

[andremichaux]

TED LASSO | 2.11

[thisgameissonintendo]

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[midnightisquiet]

Dead Boy Detectives 1.02

[joycemythouhgts]

niko sasaki i love you so much

[nikosasakis]

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[stuckinapril]

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

[teathattast]

[burningbruise]

Well, I’d be willing to bargain down to eccentric, with an option on cool.

[treibholz-des-universums]

NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)