Alberta, as each member of her Elite Guardian Team becomes a puddle of Himbo for completely unsuitable love interests:
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Alberta, as each member of her Elite Guardian Team becomes a puddle of Himbo for completely unsuitable love interests:
just rose and dimitri having a normal non-horny conversation in front of alberta’s salad
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Alberta: You pull a car over for speeding and you find out that it’s your father. How do you handle the situation?
Rose: I’d tell him “you asshole, where the fuck have you been these last eighteen years?”
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I have watched 5 episodes of the show, and poor Alberta dealing with their Bullshit.
Also, big hc that one of the first reforms Lissa introduces as Queen is a Guardian council composed of twelve damphirs, chosen democratically by the guardians. Each one has the right to vote in the making of the laws and each of their votes equals in value to one of the royal families.
It takes her less time than anticipated to get enough votes for approval (ever since moroi started getting involved in strigoi hunting, more and more nests have been destroyed and morale is up), but she doesn't tell Rose or any other guardian about it until it's done. She does so by announcing it in the middle of the Throne room after a meeting with the royal families, everyone is there.
Rose lets out a screech, and then starts hyperventilating. Christian can't get a word out of Dimitri for 12 solid minutes and he starts believing that the Russian had a stroke. There's a lot of confusion. Rose starts screaming Petrov's name and telling people to vote for her as other guardians start rising up and calling out other names.
Sydney points out that democracy doesn't work like that, but then everyone who studied in St Vladimir starts screaming Petrov's name as well. Adrian has never met Petrov in his life but joins the mass. Abe tells Petrov he's an excellent political adviser and slides a card in her hand, but Petrov is too horrified by everyone screaming her name to answer him.
“Dimitri and Alberta escorted me to the guardians’ gym for first period, neither one acknowledging my existence. She and Dimitri didn’t say anything and walked along almost like it was any other day. When we arrived, the reactions of my peers indicated it was anything but. They were in the middle of setting up when we entered the gym, and just like in the commons, all eyes fell on me. I couldn’t decide if I felt like a rock star or a circus freak.”
From Jennifer Kirby's (Alberta) Instagram