Movie Tropes: Kedas Edition
(Source: Not My Ideas)
Characters: - Alchos, Air Souled Genasi Rogue - Milarys, Dragonborn Sorcerer - Baergor, Dwarf Cleric - Sol, Half-Elf Rogue - Ardent, Tiefling Bard - Sareth, High Elf Sorcerer
Tropes: 1. A thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back: Baergor & Sol 2. “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out of his pockets: Sol
3. *A terribly loud crash* meowing/car sirens heard offscreen: Milarys/Ardent 4. a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice: Sol 5. a terribly loud crash with sirens and cat screeching #person: *off camera* “I’M OKAY”: Ardent/Milarys (bonus points for if it happens again: “I’m STILL OKAY”) 6. “fuck you” “well if you insist”: Milarys & Baergor 7. character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan cut to character doing X: Ardent 8. people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them: Sol 9. people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit: Baergor 10. someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell Tom that he can come out now” *Tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*): Alchos & Sol 11. choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character: Ardent 12. “act natural”: Alchos 13. “we’ve got company” when enemies attack: Sareth 14. two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon: Milarys & Baergor 15. character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression Ardent (I feel like this would be Milarys if she were allowed a physical reaction) 16. (continuation of 15) if he DOES react, its to close the door and tell his buddy, “it’s for you”: Sareth 17. intentionally getting wrong easy-to-pronounce names: Ardent (not intentionally, but he’s the only one who has trouble saying Sol. Like FUCK it’s not that hard why do you have trouble?) 18. character who is actively dying but insists they’ve had worse and wants to keep fighting: Alchos 19. knocking down a big group of opponents with a bowling ball sound effect: Baergor 20. convenient book titles: Alchos
@thechroniclesofkedas Thoughts? Suggestions?
