#casscanhasnaow

[icanhasnaow]

I went to the gym for the first time in ... Probably a little over a week ... 🎶And I feel fine🎶

[icanhasnaow]

Movie Tropes: Kedas Edition

(Source: Not My Ideas)

Characters: - Alchos, Air Souled Genasi Rogue - Milarys, Dragonborn Sorcerer - Baergor, Dwarf Cleric  - Sol, Half-Elf Rogue  - Ardent, Tiefling Bard - Sareth, High Elf Sorcerer 

Tropes: 1. A thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back: Baergor & Sol 2. “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out of his pockets: Sol

3. *A terribly loud crash* meowing/car sirens heard offscreen: Milarys/Ardent 4. a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice: Sol 5. a terribly loud crash with sirens and cat screeching #person: *off camera* “I’M OKAY”: Ardent/Milarys (bonus points for if it happens again: “I’m STILL OKAY”) 6. “fuck you” “well if you insist”: Milarys & Baergor 7. character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan cut to character doing X: Ardent 8. people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them: Sol 9. people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit: Baergor 10. someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell Tom that he can come out now” *Tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*): Alchos & Sol 11. choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character: Ardent 12. “act natural”: Alchos 13. “we’ve got company” when enemies attack: Sareth 14. two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon: Milarys & Baergor 15. character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression Ardent (I feel like this would be Milarys if she were allowed a physical reaction) 16. (continuation of 15) if he DOES react, its to close the door and tell his buddy, “it’s for you”: Sareth 17. intentionally getting wrong easy-to-pronounce names: Ardent (not intentionally, but he’s the only one who has trouble saying Sol. Like FUCK it’s not that hard why do you have trouble?) 18. character who is actively dying but insists they’ve had worse and wants to keep fighting: Alchos 19. knocking down a big group of opponents with a bowling ball sound effect: Baergor 20. convenient book titles: Alchos

@thechroniclesofkedas​ Thoughts? Suggestions? 

[icanhasnaow]

Send Help: Ardent wants to seduce the hot tiefling guard before he goes off to die but neither of us know the art of seduction

[icanhasnaow]

Wearing a Packer

By Sean

Day One:

always clean your packer after every use, especially if there’s skin contact. I use a watered down hand soap and the Refresh Powder provided in the box (it’s corn starch based, and the cashier said I could definitely just switch to corn starch once it runs out).

find a way to ensure your packer stays in place (whether it’s via harness, holster, jock strap, or a homemade boxer setup).

don’t jog if you have no packer security (I’m not kidding. Don’t even jog up the stairs. That shit will flop willy nilly).

don’t find yourself in a situation where you have to constantly sit and stand if you don’t have packer security.

basically, find a way to secure the package.

[icanhasnaow]

Went to PRIDE. Forgot sunscreen

[icanhasnaow]

I’m thinking about creating a more “personal” kind of blog where I can keep track of my health and fitness, and other more personal topics (e.g., gender). I feel kind of weird posting about this stuff here because this blog is primarily a fandom/rant blog and I dunno.

I guess I’m just nervous because I’ve never created a personal blog before and I’m feeling really self-conceited 

[icanhasnaow]

I was tagged by @morewyckedthanyou and I’m currently just waiting for a friend to call me so LET’S DO THIS.

Favourite colour(s): I’m very indecisive but I tend to gravitate toward “cool” colours these days, so blues, purples, etc.

Favourite flavour(s): I do enjoy sweets, but I’m actually discovering that my weakness is salty/savoury foods.

Favourite genre(s): I don’t even know my guy. I just need a thing with likeable characters and an interesting plot and I’m good to go

Favourite music: Top 30s/pop I guess? Some rock? Just stuff you can sing along to.

Favourite movies: Jeez I haven’t watched many movies lately. Let’s just name a few that come to mind: Nope, Jurassic Park series, Star Wars series, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Hobbit (the first one was the best) ... I’m sure there are many others but I can’t think them right now

Favourite series: I have too many but the ones I’m hyper focused on right now are: Demon Slayer, Extraordinary Attorney Woo, Good Omens ... I’m sure there’s moooooore

Last song: I can’t even remember cuz it would have been whatever was on the radio. The last thing I remember is “When I’m Gone” by Three Doors Down.

Last series: Currently watching Demon Slayer :)

Last movie: Just watched Nope a couple weeks ago :)

Currently reading: Currently reading the third book of Percy Jackson, as well as this book for work that I really hate XD

Currently working on: Learning Polish on Duolingo, a bunch of crochet projects for other people, and ... training for a 5k in July :) I will tag: @blightcaller and anyone else who wants to do it

[icanhasnaow]

Me: oh my god I have to ask someone to do a thing. They’re not responding. Let me die.

Also me: oh my god I have to ask someone to do a thing and they just responded. Let me die.

The struggle of anxiety: you either die or you die