You know when you develop an idea as a child, and then that thought is never again addressed for years until it becomes relevant again and you have to revise it? That just happened to me with these little 1 ounce perfumes I bought at a yard sale because the little bottles were pretty. When I was little, I noticed that old ladies had a certain scent. I, being small and dumb, assumed it was because old people sweat differently; and then I never thought about where the old lady scent came from since. That is, until I started sniffing the nasty little perfumes out of curiosity, and I realized that the key component of old lady scent is in fact 30+ years old expired perfume. If it doesn't look and smell like hard alchohol it isn't old enough yet. So of course I mixed them all together in order to create the ultimate old lady scent, diluted with water because the pure essence of this stuff would be too powerful.
May I present:
Rochas GILF
Eau de Parfum
















