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Sometimes a family is a woman who's been through literally so much shit and assumes everyone will turn on her, her absolutely unhinged witch wife, the preteen shapeshifter they accidentally adopted, said preteen's himbo uncle, a badass swordsman with commitment issues, and the polyamarous monsterfuckers they talk to sometimes
Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 2
Who is sexier?
Alé
Thistle/The Woman
Propaganda
Alé (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel):
Snarky swordsman. So pretty he gave a knight a sexuality crisis. ACAB.
Guys please vote Alé!! He's trans he has one arm he's the best swordsman every druid ever loves him so they always help him. He's friends with the trees!! Is that not so sexy!! The giving the knight a sexuality crisis was mostly because said knight is a himbo who thought he couldn't be bisexual since his best friend/rival is bi but Alé deserves this in his own right, himbo knights aside
ALE HAS THE HOTTEST VOICE WHY IS HE STILL LOSING
If you didn't vote Ale it's because you never heard his voice
COME ON ALE. I BELIVE IN HIM HE IUS THE BEST
Thistle/The Woman (Alice Isn't Dead):
Evil. Capitalism and cruelty made manifest. Still really cool. “I could take you apart. Right now.” “Something that big moving that fast? I gotta chase it.”
knife wife (thistle) propaganda time babey!!!
played by THE Roberta Colindrez (of hot butch from a league of their own fame) to perfection
had like 2 and a half minutes of audio and no canon name (until the novel) but immediately became known as knife wife due to the level of thirst
sarcastic, sadistic, hubristic, loves to go ballistic; what more could you want in a sexy villain??
essentially doubled the number of fanfics for the entire fandom almost overnight by sheer power of thirst
she could take you apart with just her arms (and she would look and sound so hot doing it)
it's been 5 years since alice isn't dead ended and i still want to meet her down a dark alleyway and get murdered
ANGELO IS SO IN LOVE WITH ALE AND IM IN SO MUCH PAIN
perils of pellinore really got my heart in a vice grip
[ID in alt text] [please ignore how awful Caroline and Quanyii look I drew them with my face like resting on the page and they’re now distorted HAHA] [Ale and Quanyii always turn out weird because I’m my head they have A Look and I cannot define that Look ever?]
Yall want ale/Angelo tender hurt/comfort?? The brain is cooperating...
sir ale of milltown i care you
my partner bullied me into listening to the recent ep and now im simping for the cool sword guy 😔
Ale: *runs in and slams the door shut*
Angelo: saints above, what happened? Are you okay-
Ale: NO ONE DIED
Angelo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!?
