#alert spam

[niklausroyals]

You are the daughter of Klaus Mikaelson. And nothing will scare you.

[chahleybros]

I wonder if I should disable Follow notifications in my emails.

For real though, thanks a ton.

[daily-devops]

Eng1: Another text message about [irrelevant issue] Anyone else charging on-call for every one they receive?

Eng2: If they get me out of bed, yes

Eng1: Cool. Best spam in the world then.