Not Legend’s Brightest Moment
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Not Legend’s Brightest Moment
It's been long, and hot so the Brockton Bay ice creams truck is back with the new:
🤎🤍🩷triumvirate neapolitan line
This way a request by someone a while ago but i can't find the comment anymore </3
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I really find it fascinating as the parallels between Alexandria and Taylor. But moreso in the sense of the TRAUMA Alexandria went through, kind of a dark reflection of Taylor in hindsight?
- Had cancer
- Became a hero at 16, maybe even YOUNGER.
- Dealt with the reality of being this strong figure, needing to figure out plans for PLANS of the future of Earth Bet at 18?????????
- First fought Behemoth in her EARLY 20s
- Had to deal with years worth of guilt for working w Cauldron, kidnapping people and turning them into monsters.
- Went BRAIN-DEAD
- HAD HER BODY STOLEN BY PRETENDER, ONLY FOR HER BODY TO BE DESTROYED BY SCION SO BRUTALLY.
- And in the end everyone STILL believes that she was corrupted by the Simurgh
I AM SO SORRY FOR HER JESUS CHRIST POOR WOMAN.
Top 10 Worst Things Alexandria Ever Did:
10: That whole stealing and imprisoning people from alternate Earths thing
9: Could have rocked an eyepatch but didn't
8: Invented and sold crack to the inner city
7: Destroyed all superhero media coming over from Earth Aleph except for Green Lantern because she read Watchmen and didn't "want anyone getting any ideas"
6: Could have totally killed the S9 at any time but didn't because she called Jack "Darren" one year at the Cauldron Christmas party and was too embarrassed to ever interact with him again. (He was there as Numberman's +1)
5: Encouraged Eidolon to "keep rocking it" during his ill-fated socks and sandals phase
4: Referred to herself as "Ya gurl Becky" in conversation for eight years
3: Never once tipped in her life and often invented pressing superhero emergencies so she could rush out without paying and stick someone else with the bill
2: Dated Contessa for over a year to try and capture Legend's gay demographics in sales. They were engaged and adopted a puppy together before Alexandria hit her with the "we're just Wildbow roommates" speech and gaslit her into thinking they were never together
1: Died too soon, like all bad boss bitches
The Greatest Heroes On Earth:
Hope they dont commit any heinous crime against humanity for the greater good or smthng!!
so one of the side effects of being on wormblr is that I very much know that Taylor fights/kills alexadria at some point but one of the upsides of that is that I've finisher arc 19 and am SO preemptively hyped to watch them throw down
I'm just saying that I wish we could get media from other timelines because I would kill to watch the Death Battle matchup between Omni Man and Alexandria.
Maybe one day I’ll do a comic of this scene but for now take a Kagurabachi reference
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Reference (Warning: Kagurabachi Ch 106 Spoilers)