#alexas corner

[kalosacademynewsroom]

Does Collusi have a girlfriend or something? Who the hell does he think he is, blowing off most of the dance and then hanging out with some bug girl.?? I mean, really. Why even go? You might as well have taken her out to dinner or something.

Oh? Well, that is yet to be seen, my dear friend~ But it definitely seems like you’ve got a few ruffled feathers about it! Let’s see if wingsringsandfists has anything to say about it to help you find some peace of mind, hmm?

[kalosacademynewsroom]

Pretty sure I saw Adina and Benji get real friendly with each other over the course of the dance.

Oh, ho ho! Do we have a steamy love affair between our resident firefox and the scion of Neith Defense Solutions? How fun! How romantic! What will unfold for our little lovebirds~?

What say you, magicahearts, kalosianfreeshooter~?

[kalosacademynewsroom]

Have you noticed that Celeste never shows skin from like, the head down? I hear her skin was burned in a fire. Or scarred from a Grimm attack. Though some say it's just a publicity stunt.

Oh, no!! What a poor dear! Who knows what lies under that turtleneck of hers! Could it be burns? Scars? Or maybe she’s attempting to hide something even bigger! Who knows! theabra-thearcher-theicequeen, care to comment~?

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I heard that Leafeon faunus got in trouble with his own teammate

Oh! What about? Was it bad? pricklytouchesandicylooks, we need more details, ASAP!!

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I noticed that ice guy, the one who fancies himself a 'hero' or whatever, dancing with a bunch of girls. Like, a lot of them. I think he even made one cry!! And....I thiiink he might have rigged the claw machine or something, because I saw him walking around with three plushies....

OH MY, have we lived long enough to see the hero become the villain?! Stealing is a crime Mr. Ice Boy! Let’s see what he has to say...

prideandsilence

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I hear someone got thrown off the balcony into the pit below

GASP!! Whaaaaaat?! Violence breaking out at the Kalos Academy dance hall??

Who could have done such a thing? Did anyone see the culprit? Is the victim okay? Was it deserved? Was it even on purpose?

Someone, please shed light on this horrid mystery!!

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I hear Sycamore and Diantha did it in the bathroom after the dance

Oooooooooooh, I could probably get in serious trouble with Ms. Diantha for this ( as could a certain sister of mine -- ) but oooh hoo hoo, the afterparty gossip about those two never fails to get me all giggly!

Do we have any witnesses? Testimonials? Who’s to say what’s true or not~?

[kalosacademynewsroom]

Are Drake and Miles an item? I saw them hanging around each other an awful lot at the dance!

OH HO HO, did that little dweeb and the star fighter have sparks flying?

Let’s ask the sources, shall we~?

reptiletongues solarlunartwins