#algorithm hell

[mediamarginalia]

The HBO algorithm is Michelin‑star food in a collapsing restaurant staffed entirely by waiters who speak Ancient Syrian and keep handing you The Sopranos.

[ageisme]

I can’t wait until the Frozen Elsa Brain Surgery flash game Minions Spiderman Daddy Finger youtube video generation grows up and teaches us what true horror is like

[coloursofthemoon]

[snortleme]

Tumblr recently suggested another Tumblr, saying they were “like” a mutual. The suggested blog was one of THE most “reddest”, weirdest, ain’t-ashamed-to-flaunt-it Tr*mp supporters I’ve seen in these parts. The mutual is a Bernie Saunders kinda guy. Sha’, ok.

[nonnykins]

Hey Tumblr, how many times do I have to specify I'm not interested in a type of post before you stop showing it to me?

If I want to look at sexual images, I'll go on a porn site. I opened up tumblr at work today and literally the first fucking post was a cock. Stop showing me softcore pornography. I'm on tumblr for memes, not to have a wank.

This isn't a pearl-clutching "ban this sick filth" post btw. If you wanna see peoples' nudes and SW's content on tumblr, more power to you! I just wish my algorithm would take the fucking hint.

[silliestcreature196]

Dear advertizing algorithms that steal my info without my consent:

I know the content I reblog mentions the word "gain" a lot...

But I can fucking assure you...

I have no interest in fucking gym equipment.

[nonnykins]

Why is my Tumblr dash now full of videos from people I don't even follow? If I wanted to be on fucking TikTok, I'd be on pissing TikTok. Fuck this shit.